Dynamite

Hi! eevryone,

Have a good laugh.... and a fantastic weekend ahead.    

Dynamite ...      The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says,   'What a Great chest you have!'

 

He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'         
 


He takes off his pants and the blonde says,'What massive calves you have!' 
 
  

The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.' 
 


He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.  
 


The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her.  He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.  



The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!' 

 

 
 

 

Wedding Cake

Hi! everyone,

Hope you find it in high spirit.

A doctor was addressing a large audience at a health convention.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.

"Chinese food is loaded with MSG," he continued. "High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it.

Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

Cheers and have a wonderful weekend,

James Oh