Wednesday, 15 May 2013


An old man who is well dressed and wearing an expensive walked into a jewellery shop with a beautiful and sexy young lady in his hand. He says to the shop assistant, "Show me your most expensive diamond ring!". The assistant then brought out a ring with a huge shiny diamond and said, "This costs $50 000, sir". The old man took out a cheque book and wrote a cheque for $50 000 and hand it over to the assistant. The young beautiful lady was excited and jumped with joy!
However, the assistant replied, "I'm sorry sir, but if you were to pay with cheque, we'll have to clear the cheque first before you'll be able to collect the ring". The old man replied, "It's ok. Just call me on Monday and I'll collect the ring whenever it's ready".
The beautiful lady then gave a deep loving kiss to the old man and they both walked out of the shop.
On Monday, the shop assistant called the old man and said, "I'm sorry sir, but the cheque you have written on Friday bounced and we're unable to give you the ring."
The old man replied, "It's ok! I don't mind, but you wouldn't believe what a weekend I had! "

Sunday, 12 May 2013


7 Seater Hybrid MPV - Made in India...
*Fresh air ventilation system*
*Economical 250 cc motor*
*Low capital, low maintenance*
*A bit tricky when cornering*
*Easy entry and exit!*
No need licence.
No need road tax.
No need insurance.
No need co-driver.
No need safety belt.
No need air-con.
No need wipers.
No need sun-block.
No need air bags.
No need to be afraid.
Die only once.

Thursday, 9 May 2013


Hello! can you read out the two words for me ?

Look at this carefully. It is a brilliant example of British 

The British government has scrapped the Harrier fleet and 
on their farewell formation fly-past over the Houses of 
Parliament they gave the government a message.

Lean back a bit from your computer monitor and squint. 

Seriously ... push your chair back a couple of feet.

My hat is off to the man who was leading this Squadron. 

Wednesday, 1 May 2013


It will take just 37 seconds to read this and change your thinking..
Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room...
One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs. His bed was next to the room's only window. The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.
The men talked for hours on end. They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..
Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.
The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and colour of the world outside.
The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake. 

Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm surrounded by flowers of every colour, and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.
As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.
One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.
Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind's eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.
Days, weeks and months passed.
One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.
She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.
As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.
Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside. 

He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.
It faced a blank wall.
The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.
The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, 'Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.'
There is tremendous happiness in making others happy, despite our own situations.
Shared grief is half the sorrow, but happiness when shared, is doubled.
If you want to feel rich, just count all the things you have that money can't buy.
'Today is a gift, that is why it is called The Present .'
The origin of this letter is unknown, but please pass it on.
Share it with friends and tag them so the cycle continues