Singh Jokes Series 5

Happy day to my dearest readers and visitors,


Trust you find the article below well. This article will be the last series for this mini series of Singh Jokes.


Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell.

So the other asked him, 'Why are you crying?' He replied, 'I came here for blood test'

The second Singh asked, 'So? Are you afraid ? '
He replied, ' No, not that. During the blood test they will cut my finger'

Hearing this,  the second Singh started crying. The first one was astonished and asked him, 'Why are you crying?'

To which he replied, 'I have come for my urine test.'


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Wishing you health and happiness,



James Oh

Singh Jokes Series 4

To all my dearest friends,


Let us have some good laughs.


Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.

He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

'Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,' he says, ' it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief' ..'



Do stay tuned for another Singh joke in the following day,


James Oh

Sikh Jokes Series 3

Hope everyone of you have a great day,


Today, I am going to publish Sikh Jokes 3 so as to keep you entertaining. Sit back and relax...


A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in
education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with 'T'

2. How many seconds are in a year?

The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin with 'T' are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a
year?'

The Singh replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,
etc...'

Saint Peter lets him in without another word.

Hope you have a good laugh. So remember to pass off to others who you want to share it with. Thanks for your kind action.


Have a lovely day,


James Oh

 

Sikh Jokes Series 2

Trust everyone of you have a great day,


Today, I am going to publish Sikh Jokes 2 so as to keep you entertaining. Sit back and relax...


One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came  asked him, 'Are you relaxing?' Singh answered, ' No, I am Banta Singh.'

Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, 'No No Me Banta Singh!'

Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?' The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, 'Yes, I am relaxing.'

The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!'



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Wishing you health and happiness,


James Oh

Sikh Jokes Series 1

Happy day to you,


I have a good news for you. With effective from today, I am going to post a mini series on Sikh jokes. Hope it will give you a breeze! Stay relaxed and enjoy it.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, a Singh, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.

A little later he came out of his house again, looking nervous, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house he went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here our Singh came again,looking very heated up. He marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him,'Is something wrong?'

To which the ferocious Singh replied, ' There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!'

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Stay tuned for the subsequent series.


Wishing you health and happiness,




James Oh

Health Convention

Happy day to everyone of you,

Hope I will find this article well and keep you in high spirit.

A doctor was addressing a large audience at a health convention.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.

"Chinese food is loaded with MSG," he continued. "High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it.

Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

Please feel free to pass off this blog to your friends who are pursuing health and happiness.

Stay tune for more jokes. Look forward to seeing you again.

James Oh

Do You Know ( Series 8)

Very happy day to all my dearest readers and visitors,

There is no better way than to find a blog to make you laugh at. Hope this blog will to give you a boost and bring more joy to your life. Make it a point to spend time to read this blog to laugh as much as you can. Remember, laughter is contagious! So, the more you laugh and giggle, the more laughter and joy will come your way.

This will be the last series of jokes of Husband and wife (series 8). However, I will search for some other jokes to keep entertain with.


Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

I would love to hear your comments, both good and bad. If you have any feedback, please email me. Thank you in advance and look forward to hearing from you.

Now that you know the benefits of laughter, so please feel free to pass this blog to your loved one and friends who are pursuing health and happiness.

Stay tuned always to make your day a Great day. Life always begin from us.

James Oh