Dear readers,
This is another good joke.
Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ???
Because the people started licking the wrong side!
Stay tuned for another joke.
James OH
Friday, 19 February 2010
Wednesday, 17 February 2010
Joke on Husband and Wife I
Dear readers,
Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.
Stay tuned for another good joke.
Thanks and look forward to seeing you again,
James Oh
Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.
Stay tuned for another good joke.
Thanks and look forward to seeing you again,
James Oh
Tuesday, 16 February 2010
Good joke for year 2010
Hi! Readers,
Guess where this joke is coming from????
The jokes begin with:-
A man came home from work and his children ran to him and called out 'Father! Father!'.
His neighbour got very upset and said to him, "Can you please tell your children not to call you 'Father'?"
The man asked, "Why?"
The neighbour retorted, "Because my children call me 'Father' too.. They might get confused and mistake you to be their father."
Then the man told his neighbour, are you not ashamed to say that your children do not know who is their 'Father'.
So you are saying by using the word 'Father' ,your children will call me "father" too without knowing who is their father?
So you are saying by using the word 'Father' ,your children will call me "father" too without knowing who is their father?
The neighbour said yes,only my children should use the word 'Father'.
The man said, then there is something wrong in what you are teaching your children.They are not sure and do not know who their 'Father' is !!
Hope you enjoy reading it.
James Oh
Friday, 12 February 2010
Dear Friend,
過去的一年裡，多少有得罪大家的地方，但是請大家相信：
In last year, more or less I am sure will do something displease you, hope you all will believe that :
我還是溫柔的，請不要生我的氣！
I am still soft & gentle, please don’t feel angry !
因為有時間迫不得已，火燒屁股的時候，難免脾氣不好！
Sometimes being forced by time, when buttock get fire is very hard to control the bad temper.
因此請大家消消火，
Therefore, please cool down,
拿出大俠風範，別計較嘛！！
Be gentleman, don' t so calculative
過年了， New Year already,
不論是趕著結婚！
Whether you are rushing for marriage !
返鄉回家！
Go going back to home town !
到處兜風！
move around!
或外出旅遊，都真心希望大家開心！！
Or traveling, I wish all of you …. from the bottom of my heart ….. I hope every one happy !!
別忘了偶而也來我信箱灌灌水！
Don 't forget to e-mail me sometimes when you free.
祝福大家在新的一年裡百尺竿頭！！
Wishing everyone, in this New Year 'Hundred Foot Pole Head '
財源廣進！！
Big wave of Wealth come to you.
找到真愛！！
Able to find your true love!!
Sincerely wish u A Very Happy New Year!!
過去的一年裡，多少有得罪大家的地方，但是請大家相信：
In last year, more or less I am sure will do something displease you, hope you all will believe that :
我還是溫柔的，請不要生我的氣！
I am still soft & gentle, please don’t feel angry !
因為有時間迫不得已，火燒屁股的時候，難免脾氣不好！
Sometimes being forced by time, when buttock get fire is very hard to control the bad temper.
因此請大家消消火，
Therefore, please cool down,
拿出大俠風範，別計較嘛！！
Be gentleman, don' t so calculative
過年了， New Year already,
不論是趕著結婚！
Whether you are rushing for marriage !
返鄉回家！
Go going back to home town !
到處兜風！
move around!
或外出旅遊，都真心希望大家開心！！
Or traveling, I wish all of you …. from the bottom of my heart ….. I hope every one happy !!
別忘了偶而也來我信箱灌灌水！
Don 't forget to e-mail me sometimes when you free.
祝福大家在新的一年裡百尺竿頭！！
Wishing everyone, in this New Year 'Hundred Foot Pole Head '
財源廣進！！
Big wave of Wealth come to you.
找到真愛！！
Able to find your true love!!
Sincerely wish u A Very Happy New Year!!
Saturday, 6 February 2010
FIRE
Happy day! everyone,
Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the
fire under control and another 3 hours to bring the
firemen under control.
Which fire is more difficult to control?
Ha! Ha! Seeing you again,
James OH
Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the
fire under control and another 3 hours to bring the
firemen under control.
Which fire is more difficult to control?
Ha! Ha! Seeing you again,
James OH
Thursday, 14 January 2010
Dynamite
Hi! eevryone,
He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says,'What massive calves you have!'
The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'
He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'
Have a good laugh.... and a fantastic weekend ahead.
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He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'
He takes off his pants and the blonde says,'What massive calves you have!'
The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, Baby.'
He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear.
The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.
The blonde replies, 'I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!'
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Sunday, 10 January 2010
Wedding Cake
Hi! everyone,
Hope you find it in high spirit.
A doctor was addressing a large audience at a health convention.
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.
"Chinese food is loaded with MSG," he continued. "High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it.
Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."
Cheers and have a wonderful weekend,
James Oh
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