Just a wonderful answer

Hi! everyone,


Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the first man you  are sleeping with?'

"Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'


Just a wonderful answer.

Definition of a Gynecologist

Hi! everyone,

I dare you don't know this new definition. Please continuous to read.


Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for problems where others look for pleasure!!!


Now, I am going to throw the ball into your court. Do share with us if you have other interesting definition.


Seeing you again,


Cheers,


James Oh

BRITISH GENEROSITY

Dear loving readers and visitors,

I love this joke ,BRITISH GENEROSITY, and hope same to you. More importantly is that it will give you a good start of the day. 

This is real British Humour.
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter Scale has hit Pakistan.
Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
The USA is sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending supplies.
New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian continents are sending labor to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.
Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.Britain, not to be outdone, is sending back two million Pakistanis as replacements...
God Bless British generosity.

Hope to seeing you again,

James Oh

If I can find a phone

Dear Valued Readers,


A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"

He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"


Seeing you again for another jokes.


James Oh

WHO SHOULD OWN

Dear valued readers and visitors,


How you preside this case ?


A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child. 


The mother said: "I gave birth to him - he's mine"

The father said: "I put a coin in the pepsi machine and a can comes out -  the pepsi belongs to me! not to the
machine !!"


You don't have to tell me the answer.


James Oh

Fire Extinguisher

Dear Loving readers and visitors,


Nice to see you again. Append below is another great joke for you.


Lady : "I want a good vibrator"  


Salesman: "Ma'am ! you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall"

Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one"

Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";


Hope you find it entertaining. See you again,


James Oh

Million dollars question for you

Dear readers,


This is a million dollars question. Listen properly...
How do you teach a girl maths? 


Add a bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, 
leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply!


Hope for the best,


James Oh