Management Lesson 3

Lesson 3: 

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. 

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'

Puff! She's gone. 

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' 

Puff! He's gone. 

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. 

The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.' 

Moral of the story: 

Always let your boss have the first say. 

Management Lesson 2

LOGO DESIGN AND THEME CONTEST FOR "LIFT YOU UP"

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Lesson 2: 

A priest offered a Nun a lift. 

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. 

The priest nearly had an accident. 

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. 

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' 

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' 

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' 

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.. 

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' 

Moral of the story: 
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. 

Management Course Lesson 1:

Dear Readers,

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.. 

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.. 

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' 


After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. 


The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. 

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 

'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' 


Moral of the story: 

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your share holders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Poem Husband wrote to wife 5

Hi! Friend, 

Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too not in cage but laughing at you.

Cheers 

James Oh

Poem Husband wrote to wife 4

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

Poem Husband wrote to wife 3

Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.

Poem Husband wrote to wife 2

Hi! Everyone,

This is another good poem you should not afford to miss it:-


God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
 
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



Thanks for your time.

Stay tuned for more...

Seeing you then, 


Happy weekend,


James Oh