(8)     SWIMSUIT

Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

(7)   HAPPY MAN
 

What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of Cosmo.
Son on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of Playboy
and .. Wife on the cover of 'Missing Persons'

SEX

(6)   SERVICE

Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service and
sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service

(5)   ARAB MAN

An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.

'Your name please?'
'Abdul Aziz'

'Sex?'
'Six times a week!!'
 
'No, no, I mean male or female!'
'Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel!'

(4)   RESEARCH FINDING

Research shows men are fatter than women because every night men get
fresh milk & 2 big papayas while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1
tea-spoon of starch!

(3)   HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME

This is how India got its name.....
The king was having sex with his mistress while thinking a name of his
country and his mistress ask him 'Is it in dear?'

DON'T LOOK AT A NAKED LADY

DON'T LOOK AT A NAKED LADY
Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?

Boy 2: Because my mum said that if I look at a naked lady, I'll turn
into
stone. A part of me is getting hard already!