(11) VIRGIN 
Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her tombstone to read :
BORN A
VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN. The engraver shortened it to: '
RETURNED UNOPENED '

10) DENTIST

Woman complaining to dentist: 'It's so painful, I'll rather have a baby
than have a tooth removed.'

Dentist: 'Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the chair accordingly. '

(9)     GOOD AMBITION 
Teacher: What do you want to become?
Little Johnny: Doctor !!
Teacher: Why?
Little Johnny: Because its the only profession where u can tell a woman
to
take off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.

(8)     SWIMSUIT

Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY section.

(7)   HAPPY MAN
 

What makes a happy man?
Daughter on the cover of Cosmo.
Son on the cover of Sports Illustrated.
Mistress on the cover of Playboy
and .. Wife on the cover of 'Missing Persons'

SEX

(6)   SERVICE

Sex is like a restaurant.
Sometimes you get full satisfactory service and
sometimes you have to be satisfied with self-service

(5)   ARAB MAN

An Arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.

'Your name please?'
'Abdul Aziz'

'Sex?'
'Six times a week!!'
 
'No, no, I mean male or female!'
'Doesn't matter, sometimes even camel!'