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I was walking down the road when I saw an Afghan bloke standing on a fifth floor  balcony shaking a carpet. 
I shouted up to him, "what's up Abdul, won't it start?"

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British Humour

I was reading in the paper today about this dwarf that got pick pocketed. 

How could anyone stoop so low.

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British Humour

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Jamaican minorities in the UK have complained that there are not enough television shows with minorities in mind, so Crimewatch is being shown 5 times a week now.

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British Humour

During last night's high winds an African family were killed by a falling tree. 

A spokesman for the Birmingham City council said "We didn't even know they were living up there".

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British Humour

POLITICALLY INCORRECT 

Police in London have found a bomb outside a mosque....
They've told the public not to panic as they've managed to push it inside.

(2)   NAMES OF WIVES A man had 4 wives, and he called his... 4th wife..... Baby doll 3rd wife..... China doll 2nd wife.... Barbie doll 1st wife..... Panadol !

A man is driving down a country road when his car breaks down. As he gets out to find a phone, it starts to rain. About a mile down the road he sees a farm house with the door half open and he goes in.

To his right there's a woman sitting by an open window pulling on her breasts and pointing out of the window. To his left a man sits in the corner holding an umbrella and a condom.

The man leaves thinking they're both crazy. At the next farm house the lady of the house lets him in and he tells what he saw. The lady of the house says: "Don't worry, they're not crazy, neither one can talk, so she was saying 'go milk the cow' and he was saying 'f*ck you, it's raining outside!"