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Notice in a farmer's field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

did I read the sign right? 8

Did I read that sign right?

Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT,

THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

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Did I read that sign right?

Spotted in a safari park: 

ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

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In an office: 

WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY

PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

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In a London department store: 
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

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In a Laundromat:AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES:

PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

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Notice in health food shop window:CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS