WHY MAN AND WOMAN CANNOT BE EQUAL

SMART ROBOT

CHOOSE BAG WISELY

REMEMBER FAIRIES ARE FEMALE

40 years of marriage . . .

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said,

'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female...

CAREFUL WHEN WITH WIFE

DON'T JUDGE

WASHING MACHINE AND HAND WASH

A man is walking behind his wife and says,
"Baby, your ass is getting so fat, it's looking
like a washing machine."
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking .
Bedtime comes around , the man is asking for sex.

The woman says:
"I'm not starting the washing machine for such
a small load.
You'll have to hand-wash it !"