Memoirs of IMH -(Institute of Mental Health) 6

Dear my loving readers and visitors,

Greetings from this blog. Hope you find this post well and in high spirit.

We are almost coming to end this mini series. This post begin with :-


Record VI

One patient visited the doctor: "Doc...How? I think I'm a chicken since the day I was born...."

Doctor: "Wah! That's very serious...Why do you only come and seek treatment now?"

Patient: "Because my family needs me to hatch the eggs..."


Trust you have a good laugh and stay healthy. Medical bills not cheap nowadays.


James Oh

Memoirs of IMH -(Institute of Mental Health) 5

Dear my loving readers and visitors,

The post is part of mini series of IMH and trust you will have a good laugh.




Record V

Two patients escape from the IMH. They climbed up a tree and one of them fell from the tree and started rolling on the ground.

After a while, the patient below shouted to the one on top: "Hey! How come you are not coming down yet?"

The patient on top replied: "No. no...I can't...I'm not ripe yet"


Ha! ha ! good reason and is it sounds familiar?


James Oh

Memoirs of IMH -(Institute of Mental Health) 4

Dear my loving readers and visitors,



Record IV

A nurse saw a patient writing a letter. She got curious and went to take a peek. But the patient didn't wanna let her see.

Nurse (unable to contain her curiosity): "Who are you writing to?"

Patient: "I'm writing a letter to myself...."

Her curiosity grew and she thought to herself (Why would someone write a letter to himself?)

So she asked again: "So...what's written inside?"

Patient (got impatient): "You crazy ah? I haven't received the letter, how would I know??"

Very good one. Trust you too have a good laugh.

James Oh

Memoirs of IMH -(Institute of Mental Health) 3

Dear my loving readers and visitors,

This post is from the mini series of IMH and trust you will enjoy it.

Record III

IMH has an old lady who wears black, carries a black umbrella and squats at the entrance to the IMH everyday without fail, rain or shine.

The doctor wanted to administer treatment for her but decided to understand her behavior first.

So, the doctor also wears black and carries a black umbrella; squatted besides her everyday.

The days go by...the two of them squatted side-by-side without a single exchange of word. After one solid month, the old lady finally broke the silence and asked the doctor: "Err...Excuse me! Are you also a mushroom?"

Ha !!!! Trust you too have some good laughs too.

Cheers and have a lovely day,

James Oh
James Oh

Memoirs of IMH -(Institute of Mental Health) 2

Dear my loving readers and visitors,

As promised yesterday, I present you the record 2.

Record II

A doctor asked a patient: "If I were to cut one of your ears off, what will happen to you?"

Patient: "Then I will not be able to hear..."

Doctor: "Hmm...that's normal...so if I were to cut your other ear off, what will happen then?"

Patient: "I will not be able to see..."

The doctor became nervous and asked: "Why would you not see then???"

Patient: "Because my spectacles will fall off..."

Trust you have a good laugh. Stay tuned for record 3.


Cheers and have a lovely day,

James Oh

Memoirs of IMH -(Institute of Mental Health) 1

Dear my loving readers and visitors,

This week I am going to share with a mini series of Memoirs of IMH and trust you will have some good laughs.

Record I

Patient A: "So how... this book not bad yah?"

Patient B: "Yah agree, excellent! Astounding work. No nonsense, sharp and concise to the point. But there's a major flaw in this piece of art - too many character names to remember!!!"

Nurse: "Hey! Can the two of you put the telephone book back to the original place?"

This story will continue on next post tomorrow. So stay tuned!

Looking forward to seeing you again.

Cheers and have a lovely day,

James Oh

Just for a laugh

Dear my loving friends and visitors,

Just begin our day with a good laugh.

Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts..... ..

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him......"Take me.... Young man... Take me!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!!"...And that's when I shot the son of a bitch!


Thanks for your time and trust you have a good laugh.

look forward to seeing you again.

James oh