Sunday, 8 November 2009

Stress Reliever # 3

Very happy day to you,


Let us have another stress relief solution.


Stress Reliever # 3
 
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.


Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
 

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


Ha!!! listen properly before you pass any comment.


James Oh

Saturday, 7 November 2009

Stress Reliever # 2

Very happy day to everyone of you,


In today competitive world's market, we need more of stress relievers so as stay healthy. In this regard, I provide you with another stress reliever none other than:-


Stress Reliever # 2
 
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.


Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.


Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. 



Ha !!! Do not feel bad about it. Human beings, not only female, are more than often speak what they do not understand, or speak what they don't mean. So, prepare so that you wouldn't be caught by surprise.


Take easy, folks.


Have a lovely weekend.


James OH




Friday, 6 November 2009

Stress Reliever #1

Very happy day to everyone of you,


For the husband, I am glad to present you with stress reliever.

For the wife, you should be happy because your husband has obtained a quick stress reliever.


For the wife and husband to be, it is no harm for you to learn.


Stress Reliever #1
 
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
 

Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
 

Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
 

Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" 

Ha!!! Please remember to pass this blog to everyone you know so that they can get some stress relievers here.


Stay tuned for another stress reliever. Seeing you then,


James Oh

Thursday, 5 November 2009

Why divorce?

 To all my dearest friends,


Live your life to the fullest and make everyday as if its your last. To achieve it, you must laugh as much as possible.


Why divorce?
 
·
In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." 
"But why ?" asked the judge.
· She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
· The judge asked, "How do you know?"
· She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

Another good twist and accusations commonly appear on the media. No surprise that it also can apply to marriage.


Watch out! What goes around will come around.



James Oh


we all are familiar with

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

Marriage Life before and after 8















Happy day to everyone of you,


This will be my joke on Marriage life.
 

Before wedding
She looks like Anita Sarawak
After wedding
Don't know whether katak or biawak


Please share these jokes with your online friends who need a good

laugh...................... esp if they are married.........
!!!
  



Trust you too have a good laugh,


James Oh



Monday, 2 November 2009

Marriage Life before and after 7

To my dearest friend,


Hope you find this well.


Before wedding
Every makan (dining) he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la



Look at the psotive side, then everything is alright,




Stay tuned again for another joke.




James Oh

Sunday, 1 November 2009

Marriage Life before and after 6

Happy day to my dearest friends,

May I present you another joke on Marriage life.













Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you


After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you


No wonder the legal battle between couples are on the increasing trend.


What went wrong ! Just ponder and give me your solution through comment. Thank you in advance and look forward to hearing from you,


James Oh