LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH

Hi! everyone,

Today I have a great joke for you. Sit back and read it.

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Ralphy.



He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'


The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking'


Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.



There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:


One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone


The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?'


The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'


To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'

Ha!! I heard your laughing voice. So stay tuned for part 2.


Seeing you again,

James Oh

Problem Father

Hi! everyone,









This is another joke you sure have to a good laugh.
 
· "You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"
· He replied, "I'm going to be a father."
· "But that's wonderful," I said.
· "What's so wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.


Ha !!! Listen properly before you mcome to conclusion. 




James Oh

Come Home Late

Hi! everyone,





I hope this post offers a solution to the married couples especially married ladies.


· A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.

· "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.

· "Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how?"
 
· The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."

 Stay tuned for another joy.


James Oh

No Answer Back

Hi! everyone,



This is a great one especially for those married couples.

 
· A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."
 
· One of his friends asked. "And when you are angry, what do you do?"
 
· The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back.





You see the difference between man and woman because they are designed for their distinctive purposes. Do you agree? look forward to your answer through comments.



James

Love To Do

Hi Everyone,
 
· A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" 

· "I would love to. "Replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."

Ha!!! Don't surprised that this is happen to your husband because this is very common to human mankind. 


Just laugh it off. Be brave to accept the truth.


James Oh

Talk about Husband

Hi! everyone,

This is another good job done by a married woman,



One woman told another: " My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?"

See how cleverly the "treasure" was hidden.






Hope you have a good laugh....


Thanks for your time and stay tuned for another good ones.


James

Same service

Hi! everyone,

A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. 

Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
 
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"

Be happy. Do not complain and dispute.


James Oh