The tale of the Government Employed Barber
(he cuts the hair of Ministers).
(he cuts the hair of Ministers).
While hair
cutting, Government Employed Barber, asked PM, "What’s
this Swiss Bank issue?”
THE PM shouted, “YOU are cutting hair or making
inquiry?”
Barber: "Sorry Sir, I just simply asked."
Barber: "Sorry Sir, I just simply asked."
Next day,
while cutting the hair, he asked DPM, “Sir, what’s this
Black money issue?’’
The DPM shouted,
‘’Why do you ask me this question?’’
Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just simply asked you."
Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just simply asked you."
Next day, Anti Corruption TEAM interrogated the Barber, ‘’Are you an agent of
the LEADING OPPOSITE PARTY?"
Barber: "No, Sir."
Barber: "No, Sir."
Anti Corruption Investigator: "Are you the agent of the Leading Opposition Head?"
Barber: "No Sir."
Anti Corruption Investigator: "Then
while cutting the hair, why you ask Ministers about
Swiss Bank and Black money issues?"
Barber: "Sir, the reason is, when
I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, the Ministers’ hair
stands up straight. And that
helps me to cut their hair easily!"
