Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me with a simple question.
 

Question : What drink would you like to have...?

Answer   : Tea please

Then.....

Question :  Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?

Answer   :  Ceylon tea

Question : How would you like it? Black or white?

Answer   : white

Question : Milk, or fresh cream?

Answer   : With milk

Question : Goat's milk, or cow's milk?

Answer   : With cow's milk please.

Question : Friezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?

Answer   : Uhm, I'll just take it black.

Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?

Answer   : With sugar

Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar?

Answer   : Cane sugar

Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?

Answer   : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.

Question : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?

Answer   : Mineral water

Question : Flavored or non-flavored, sparkling or non?

Answer   : I think I'll just die of thirst