MIGRATING TO A COUNTRY

A Chinaman decides to retire and move to A after 50 years of
living in Shanghai.

He bought a home on a small piece of land . A few days after movingin, the friendly A neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way, he sees the Chinaman running around his frontyard chasing after 10 hens.

Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put
the welcome on hold for the day.

The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to
knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the
Chinaman urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to
interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next
door, he sees the Chinaman leading a bull down the drive-way,
...pause...., and then  put his  left ear next to the bull's butt.

The A bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinaman and
says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I
come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running around the yard after hens.The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you.'

The Chinaman is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no
understand, these no ...  Chinese customs I doing, these A Customs.'

'What do you mean mate' says the A, 'Those aren't A customs.'

Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinaman, 'He
say to become true A, I must learn to

..... chase chicks,
..... get piss drunk, and
.... listen to bull-shit.'