A prostitute walks into H & R Block to do her
taxes and a consultant starts typing her info into the computer. Name, address, date of birth and so on then he asks her what her occupation is.
She boldly stated "I'm a whore". He tells her
"lady, I can't put that in the computer you will
have to come up with something else." Well she
said "I don't know what to tell you I'm a whore."
"Listen lady you really have to come up with
something else or we can't go on." She thought
for a minute and said "OK, I'm a chicken farmer."
He replies, "Chicken farmer? What makes you think you're a chicken farmer?" "Well," she says, "last year I raised over 1,000 cocks"
She boldly stated "I'm a whore". He tells her
"lady, I can't put that in the computer you will
have to come up with something else." Well she
said "I don't know what to tell you I'm a whore."
"Listen lady you really have to come up with
something else or we can't go on." She thought
for a minute and said "OK, I'm a chicken farmer."
He replies, "Chicken farmer? What makes you think you're a chicken farmer?" "Well," she says, "last year I raised over 1,000 cocks"
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