THAT KID NEVER LEARNS

A young boy enters a barber shop and the

barber whispers to his customer, “This is the 

dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I 

prove it to you.”


The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and 

two quarters in the other, then calls the boy 

over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”

The boy takes the quarters and leaves the 

dollar.



“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That 

kid never learns!”


Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the 

same young boy coming out of the ice cream 

store and says, “Hey, son! May I ask you a 

question? Why did you take the quarters 

instead of the dollar bill?”


The boy licked his ice cream cone and 

replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, 

the game’s over!”