YOU ARE THE SAME

A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw 

Steven Spielberg.



As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks 

for his autograph.


Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people 

bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here."

The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who 

bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".

"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied 

Spielberg.


In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank 

the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."

Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship, 

not me."


The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the 

same."