1. Once upon a time there was a painter who had just completed his course. He took 3 days and painted beautiful scenery. He wanted people's opinion about his caliber and painting skills.

He put his creation at a busy street-crossing. And just down below a board which read -


"I have painted this piece. Since I'm new to this profession I might have committed some mistakes in my strokes etc. Please put a cross wherever you see a mistake."


While he came back in the evening to collect his painting he was completely shattered to see that whole canvass was filled with Xs (crosses) and some people had even written their comments on the painting.


Disheartened and broken completely he ran to his master's place and burst into tears.


This young artist was breathing heavily and master heard him saying "I'm useless and if this is what I have learnt to paint I'm not worth becoming a painter. People have rejected me completely. I feel like dying"

Master smiled and suggested "My Son, I will prove that you are a great artist and have learnt flawless painting. Do as I say without questioning it. It WILL work."


Young artist reluctantly agreed and two days later early morning he presented a replica of his earlier painting to his master. Master took that gracefully and smiled.


"Come with me." master said.


They reached the same street-square early morning and displayed the same painting exactly at the same place. Now master took out another board which read -


"Gentlemen, I have painted this piece. Since I'm new to this


profession I might have committed some mistakes in my strokes etc. I have put a box with colors and brushes just below. Please do a favor. If you see a mistake, kindly pick up the brush and correct it."


Master and disciple walked back home.


They both visited the place same evening. Young painter was surprised to see that actually there was not a single correction done so far. Next day again they visited and found painting remained untouched. They say the painting was kept there for a month for no correction came in!


Moral of the story:


It is easier to criticize, but DIFFICULT TO IMPROVE!


So don't get carried away or judge yourself by someone else’s criticism and feel depressed...


JUDGE YOURSELF! YOU ARE YOUR BEST JUDGE!!!

Doctor - Save life

Doctor - Nice one.........

 

 

A worried woman went to her gynecologist and said: 'Doctor, I have a serious problem and  desperately need your  help! My baby is not even 1 year old, and I'm pregnant again. I don't want kids so close together.   So the doctor said: 'Ok and what do you want me to do?' She said: 'I want you to end my pregnancy, and I'm counting on your help with this.'   The doctor thought for a little,  and after some silence he said to the  lady: 'I think I have a better solution for your problem.   It's less dangerous for you too.' She smiled, thinking that the doctor was going to accept her request.   Then he continued: 'You see, in order for you not to have to take care of  2 babies at the same time, let's kill the one in your arms. This way,  you could rest some before the other one is born. If we're going to kill  one of them, it doesn't matter which one  it is. There would be no risk for your body if you chose the one in your arms. The lady was horrified and said: 'No doctor! How terrible! It's a crime to kill a child!  'I  agree', the doctor replied.  'But you seemed to be ok with it, so I thought maybe that was the best solution. The doctor smiled, realizing that he had made his point.   He convinced the mom that there is no difference in killing a child that's already been born and one that's still in the womb. The crime is the same! If you agree, please spread around.   Together we can help save precious lives!   Learn from Yesterday,  live for Today, hope for Tomorrow..

wife & husband 7

*7)Expiry date*


Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?"


Husband: "Nothing."


Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?"


Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!

Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me with a simple question.
 

Question : What drink would you like to have...?

Answer   : Tea please

Then.....

Question :  Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?

Answer   :  Ceylon tea

Question : How would you like it? Black or white?

Answer   : white

Question : Milk, or fresh cream?

Answer   : With milk

Question : Goat's milk, or cow's milk?

Answer   : With cow's milk please.

Question : Friezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?

Answer   : Uhm, I'll just take it black.

Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?

Answer   : With sugar

Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar?

Answer   : Cane sugar

Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?

Answer   : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.

Question : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?

Answer   : Mineral water

Question : Flavored or non-flavored, sparkling or non?

Answer   : I think I'll just die of thirst

Husband and Wife 6

*6)Baby burn't*





A white couple had a black baby….


The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.


Husband: Why the baby black?


Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!

Husband and Wife 5

**5)Don't disgrace your family*



A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her…."1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he wants to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name."


Next day girl told Mom, "Everything happened exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family."

Wife and Husband 4

*4)Not at all*



70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running behind
young girls?"


Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars let alone nice cars but they can't drive it." *