wife & husband 7

*7)Expiry date*


Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?"


Husband: "Nothing."


Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?"


Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!

Reasons why I never visit my rich friend

Once while visiting a very rich friend, the maid approached me with a simple question.
 

Question : What drink would you like to have...?

Answer   : Tea please

Then.....

Question :  Ceylon tea, Indian tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?

Answer   :  Ceylon tea

Question : How would you like it? Black or white?

Answer   : white

Question : Milk, or fresh cream?

Answer   : With milk

Question : Goat's milk, or cow's milk?

Answer   : With cow's milk please.

Question : Friezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?

Answer   : Uhm, I'll just take it black.

Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?

Answer   : With sugar

Question : Beet sugar or cane sugar?

Answer   : Cane sugar

Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?

Answer   : Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.

Question : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?

Answer   : Mineral water

Question : Flavored or non-flavored, sparkling or non?

Answer   : I think I'll just die of thirst

Husband and Wife 6

*6)Baby burn't*





A white couple had a black baby….


The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.


Husband: Why the baby black?


Wife: U hot, I hot, baby burnt..!

Husband and Wife 5

**5)Don't disgrace your family*



A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date. Her mother warned her…."1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he wants to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name."


Next day girl told Mom, "Everything happened exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family."

Wife and Husband 4

*4)Not at all*



70 yr old man asks his wife "do u feel sad when u see me running behind
young girls?"


Wife replied "No not at all, even dogs chase cars let alone nice cars but they can't drive it." *

Living Standards of the 21st Century!

Living Standards of the 21st Century!

Our communication - Wireless


Our phones - Cordless


Our cooking - Fireless


Our food - Fatless


Our Sweets - Sugarless


Our labor - Effortless


Our relations - Fruitless



Our attitude - Careless


Our feelings - Heartless


Our politics - Shameless


Our education - Worthless


Our Mistakes - Countless


Our arguments - Baseless


Our youth - Jobless


Our Ladies - Topless



Our Boss - Brainless


Our Jobs - Thankless


Our Needs - Endless


Our situation - Hopeless


Our Income - Less & less

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