Thursday, 29 January 2015

JUST FOR LAUGHS

JUST FOR LAUGHS;

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING SO MUCH TILL MY STOMACH FEEL CRAMP - HOW ABOUT YOU, DO YOU HAVE THIS EFFECTS, WHAT SAY YOU ?
Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she's done, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
Husband says: "Hi darling, your parents have come to visit us, so let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope u said Hello to them.."

Monday, 26 January 2015

6 LAUGHS

JUST FOR LAUGHS;
Six Laughs:
No1
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep.The next day, their driver died of poisoning. **************************************
No2
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. 
His son asked Dad why?
He answered, so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum. **************************************

No3
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. 
Maid said sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.************************************
No4
Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them,Son: "What are you doing?" 
Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting petrol on your Mom.
"Son: "Haauu - Haauu! Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr Zwane has put in yesterday." Mother fainted!**************************************
No5
A man went to the pub with his wife.When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered:"You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn't pay. **************************************

No6 - Classic
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape*.In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, "Your honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?The boy whispers, "Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"

Sunday, 11 January 2015

DIVORCED AND DRUNK

A man and his wife are at a restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin at a nearby table.

His wife asks, "Do you know her?"
"Yes," sighs the husband. "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" says the wife. "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

Saturday, 23 August 2014

GIVE YOU 200 IF YOU DROP YOUR TOWEL




Monday, 30 June 2014

NOTHING IS FREE




Saturday, 28 June 2014

UNEXPECTED OR LEAST EXPECTED




Friday, 27 June 2014

AIM READY DON'T SHOOT (VIDEO)