Friday, 31 August 2012

Tuesday, 28 August 2012



Sunday, 26 August 2012

Friday, 24 August 2012

Tuesday, 21 August 2012


A prostitute walks into H & R Block to do her
taxes and a consultant starts typing her info into the computer. Name, address, date of birth and so on then he asks her what her occupation is.

She boldly stated "I'm a whore". He tells her
"lady, I can't put that in the computer you will
have to come up with something else." Well she
said "I don't know what to tell you I'm a whore."

"Listen lady you really have to come up with
something else or we can't go on." She thought
for a minute and said "OK, I'm a chicken farmer."

He replies, "Chicken farmer? What makes you think you're a chicken farmer?" "Well," she says, "last year I raised over 1,000 cocks"

Sunday, 19 August 2012


                                     Anger  - suppress it


                                     Friendship - love it

                                     Greed - eliminate it
                                     Hope - have it
                                     Happy - express it

                                     Imigation - Fan it

                                     Optimism - hope it


                                     Sad - hide it

Please add it whatever you can think of any of these words on the comment provided below

Saturday, 18 August 2012

Thursday, 16 August 2012

Wednesday, 15 August 2012

Tuesday, 14 August 2012


Doctor's Last Word....****

A 20-yr old pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see a psychiatrist.****

'Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him Bastard. I****

feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves it.'****

'Hmm? Such a word is strong and rude. But may be you have your own****

reasons. Tell me about it so that I can help you.'****

'Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car****

besides the beach and we were alone... and... he held my hand....'****

'Did he hold your hand like this?'****

'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now'****

'If it's only this, he doesn't deserve to be called Bastard. It means****

he doesn't want to be separated from you.'****

'Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged me...'****

'Like this?'****

'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're doing.'****

'It's not a Bastard.****

It means he wanna stay forever by your side'****

'Then he kissed me...'****

'Like this?'****

'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're kissing me.'****

'If its only a kiss like this, seriously you can't call him Bastard.****

it means he adores you.'****

'Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobs, Doc...'****

'Like this?'****

'Yes, Doctor... exactly like that'****

'It's not behavior of a bastard. It means he wants to protect you.'****

'Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... '****

'Did you resist?'****

'No. I let him do it, because I love him...'****

'Did he take off your clothes like this?'****

'Yes, Doctor. Until I'm completely naked like now......'****

'He still doesn't deserve to be called 'Bastard, because it means he****

wanna learn about your body completely.'****

'Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with me...'****


'Did he do it just like what we do?'****

'Yes, Doctor. Exactly the same'****

'You still can't call him Bastard. It means he needs you.'****

'But then he told me that he has AIDS'****

*All the staff and patients outside heard the doctor screaming,'*****



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Monday, 13 August 2012

Sunday, 12 August 2012

Saturday, 11 August 2012

Friday, 10 August 2012

Thursday, 9 August 2012

Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Monday, 6 August 2012

Sunday, 5 August 2012

Friday, 3 August 2012

Thursday, 2 August 2012

Wednesday, 1 August 2012