Friday 30 April 2010

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS 15

A boy came home from school with his exam results.

'What did u get?' asked his father.
'My marks are under water,' said the boy.


'What do u mean 'under water'?'

'They are all below 'C' (sea) level'
  

Wednesday 28 April 2010

Tuesday 27 April 2010

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS 14

Hi! Friend,


Teacher: 'How come you do not comb your hair?'

Ah Kow: 'No comb, Sir.'

Teacher: 'Use your dad's then.'

Ah Kow: 'No hair, Sir.'  




James Oh





Monday 26 April 2010

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS 13

Hi! Friend,

A teacher was asking her class: 'What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?'
Only one hand shot up.

'Ok, answer, Joan' said the teacher.
''unlawful' is when YOu do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle.'
  



Saturday 24 April 2010

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS 12

Hi! Folks,

Teacher: 'Where were you born?'
Student: ' Singapore , Sir.'
Teacher: 'Which part?'
Student: 'All of me, Sir.'
 




Ha ! Ha! Ha!




James Oh

Thursday 22 April 2010

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS 11

Happy day to you,

Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son : That's why I say she's no good!

Tuesday 20 April 2010

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS 10

Dear Loving  Readers and Visitors,

Teacher : Simon, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
 




Happy reading.


James Oh 

Monday 19 April 2010

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS 9

Happy day to you,

Hope you are great today and the joke will keep your spirit even better. 

Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
  


Stay tuned and read another joke.

James Oh

Sunday 18 April 2010

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS 8

Hi! Folks,


Hope you are in good shape and high spirit. Read the joke below to lighten your day.


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me

Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
  




Though the answer is weired, yet it is not wrong either.


Thanks for your time and effort,


James Oh

Friday 16 April 2010

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS 7

Hi! Folks,


Let us have a good laugh after a day work.


Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me


Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
  




Stay tuned for another joke.




James Oh

Thursday 15 April 2010

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS 6

Hi! Everyone,

Nice to seeing you all here. Today, I am going to share with you another joke.


Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear


Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
  




Stay tuned for another joke.




James Oh

Wednesday 14 April 2010

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS 5

Hi! Folks,


A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter : It's mummy!


James 

Tuesday 13 April 2010

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS 4

Hi! Folks,

Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?

Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And 
on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?  

Stay tuned for another good joke.

James Oh



Monday 12 April 2010

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS 3

Hi! Folks,

Let us have some laugh.

David : Yes, mum?

Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.  


Stay tuned for another series.

James Oh

Sunday 11 April 2010

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS 2

Hi! everyone,

Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!  

Both are right. You know why?

James Oh



Saturday 10 April 2010

Just a wonderful answer

Hi! everyone,


Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the first man you  are sleeping with?'

"Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'



Just a wonderful answer.

Thursday 8 April 2010

Definition of a Gynecologist

Hi! everyone,

I dare you don't know this new definition. Please continuous to read.


Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for problems where others look for pleasure!!!


Now, I am going to throw the ball into your court. Do share with us if you have other interesting definition.


Seeing you again,


Cheers,


James Oh

Wednesday 7 April 2010

BRITISH GENEROSITY


Dear loving readers and visitors,

I love this joke ,BRITISH GENEROSITY, and hope same to you. More importantly is that it will give you a good start of the day. 



This is real British Humour.
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter Scale has hit 
Pakistan.
Two million 
Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
The USA is sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending supplies.
New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian continents are sending labor to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.
Australia is sending medical teams and supplies.
Britain, not to be outdone, is sending back two million Pakistanis as replacements...
God Bless British generosity.

Hope to seeing you again,

James Oh

Tuesday 6 April 2010

If I can find a phone

Dear Valued Readers,


A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?"

He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"



Seeing you again for another jokes.


James Oh

Monday 5 April 2010

WHO SHOULD OWN

Dear valued readers and visitors,


How you preside this case ?


A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child. 


The mother said: "I gave birth to him - he's mine"

The father said: "I put a coin in the pepsi machine and a can comes out -  the pepsi belongs to me! not to the
machine !!"



You don't have to tell me the answer.


James Oh

Saturday 3 April 2010

Fire Extinguisher

Dear Loving readers and visitors,


Nice to see you again. Append below is another great joke for you.


Lady : "I want a good vibrator"  


Salesman: "Ma'am ! you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall"

Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one"

Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";



Hope you find it entertaining. See you again,


James Oh

Thursday 1 April 2010

Million dollars question for you

Dear readers,


This is a million dollars question. Listen properly...
How do you teach a girl maths? 


Add a bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs, enter your square root, 
leave your solution and hope she doesn't multiply!


Hope for the best,


James Oh