Saturday 23 August 2014

GIVE YOU 200 IF YOU DROP YOUR TOWEL




Monday 30 June 2014

NOTHING IS FREE




Saturday 28 June 2014

UNEXPECTED OR LEAST EXPECTED




Friday 27 June 2014

AIM READY DON'T SHOOT (VIDEO)




Thursday 26 June 2014

VIDEO ABOUT DOCTORS' LIVES




Saturday 21 June 2014

DON'T BE HAPPY YET




Wednesday 18 June 2014

HAPPY FLYING




Tuesday 17 June 2014

GOOD LAUGH




Monday 16 June 2014

WATCH OUT !!! MAN




Tuesday 10 June 2014

The Hospital called the Family to come and see the Grandma before her last minute on the bed.
A Grandma is having her last breath on the bed at the Hospital.

Grandma with a shaking voice: My dear Son, and Daughter I would like to tell you something before I leave this world, I kept it secret for a long time.

Grandma holding both hand and tell them the secret.


Son & Daughter: Yes MOM please tell whatever you want, we love you.
I have 1000 Cows and a 50 acres Grape Farm and US10 Million.
The Grandmas sound is slowly down and down.

The Son and Daughter shake their MOM.

MOM, MOM, you did not tell where you kept all the fortune yet.
With the last time catching her air in this world, she told the Son and Daughter.
Here is the username GRANDMA1 and the Password is 12345, all the fortune is in the FACEBOOK FARMVILLE please look after for me.
Goodbye MOM love you both.

Saturday 31 May 2014




Saturday 10 May 2014

REAL FRIEND




Wednesday 7 May 2014

THE MOST FUNNY EVENT VIDEO




Saturday 12 April 2014

ATTRACT NOT WHAT YOU WANT




Thursday 27 March 2014

100 per hour

SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "That's none of your business. Why do you ask such a thing?"
SON: "I just want to know. Please tell me, how much do you make an hour?"
DAD: "If you must know, I make $100 an hour."
SON: "Oh! (With his head down).
SON: "Daddy, may I please borrow $50?"
The father was furious.
DAD: "If the only reason you asked that is so you can borrow some money to buy a silly toy or some other nonsense, then you march yourself straight to your room and go to bed. Think about why you are being so selfish. I work hard everyday for such this childish behavior."
The little boy quietly went to his room and shut the door.
The man sat down and started to get even angrier about the little boy's questions. How dare he ask such questions only to get some money?
After about an hour or so, the man had calmed down, and started to think:
Maybe there was something he really needed to buy with that $ 50 and he really didn't ask for money very often. The man went to the door of the little boy's room and opened the door.
DAD: "Are you asleep, son?"
SON: "No daddy, I'm awake".
DAD: "I've been thinking, maybe I was too hard on you earlier. It's been a long day and I took out my aggravation on you. Here's the $50 you asked for."
The little boy sat straight up, smiling.
SON: "Oh, thank you daddy!"
Then, reaching under his pillow he pulled out some crumpled up bills. The man saw that the boy already had money, started to get angry again. The little boy slowly counted out his money, and then looked up at his father.
DAD: "Why do you want more money if you already have some?"
SON: "Because I didn't have enough, but now I do.
"Daddy, I have $100 now. Can I buy an hour of your time? Please come home early tomorrow. I would like to have dinner with you."
The father was crushed. He put his arms around his little son, and he begged for his forgiveness. It's just a short reminder to...

Wednesday 12 March 2014

WISDOM

WISDOM
When Gandhiji was studying law at the University College of London, there was a professor, whose last name was Peters, who felt animosity for Gandhiji, and because Gandhi never lowered his head towards him, their "arguments" were very common.
One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room of the University and Gandhiji came along with his tray and sat next to the professor. The professor, in his arrogance, said, "Mr Gandhi: you do not understand... a pig and a bird do not sit together to eat ", to which Gandhiji replies, "You do not worry professor, I'll fly away ", and he went and sat at another table.
Mr. Peters, green of rage, decides to take revenge on the next test, but Gandhiji responds brilliantly to all questions. Then, Mr. Peters asked him the following question, "Mr Gandhi, if you are walking down the street and find a package, and within it there is a bag of wisdom and another bag with a lot of money; which one will you take?"
Without hesitating, Gandhiji responded, "the one with the money, of course".
Mr. Peters, smiling, said, "I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom.
"Each one takes what one doesn't have", responded Gandhiji indifferently.
Mr. Peters, already hysteric, writes on the exam sheet the word "idiot" and gives it to Gandhiji. Gandhiji takes the exam sheet and sits down. A few minutes later, Gandhiji goes to the professor and says, "Mr. Peters, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade."

Sunday 2 March 2014

HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY?

A wonderful short story :: HOW CAN WE BE HAPPY ?

Once a group of 50 people were attending a seminar.
Suddenly the speaker stopped and decided to do a group activity. He started giving each one a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker pen. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.

Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their name written, within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their name, colliding with each other, pushing around others and there was utter chaos.

At the end of 5 minutes no one could find their own balloon.
Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it.
Within minutes everyone had their own balloon.

The speaker began— exactly this is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all around, not knowing where it is.

Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Give them their happiness; you will get your own happiness.
And this is the purpose of human life.

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Friday 28 February 2014

CUSTOMIZATION SOLUTION

Client: “Our next requirement, this is something big, you know, we need an elephant…”
Vendor :
 but why don’t you adjust with a buffalo, even it is big….   and black?”

C
 No, we need only elephant, let me explain our current process……………..” (client explains for an hour)
V :
Fine, i understand ur requirement. But our system supports only buffalo…

C:
..We need only elephant!
V
: OK.. Let me see if i can customize”


Requirement taken : Client wants a big black four legged animal, long tail, less hair. Having trunk is mandatory.
The same was documented, signed off in contract agreement




At the Deign Development Centre, 

Design/Development – Based on requirement all features are supported in base product (as buffalo) , for trunk alone a separate customization is done.

Finally the customization is shown to client

client looks ....



          
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Mind It ………………………………………………………………..!!!!!!!!!

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    Tuesday 25 February 2014

    Sunday 23 February 2014

    SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM. MOM.

    Son's Last Letter To His Mom..
    I went to a party Mom,
    I remembered what you said.
    U told me not to drink,
    Mom,So I drank soda instead.
    I really felt proud inside, Mom,
    The way you said I would.
    I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
    Even though the others said I should.
    I know I did the right thing, Mom,
    I know you are always right.
    Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
    As everyone is driving out of sight.
    As I got into my car, Mom,
    I knew I'd get home in one piece.
    Because of the way you raised me,
    So responsible and sweet.
    I started to drive away, Mom,
    But as I pulled out into the road,
    The other car didn't see me, Mom,
    And hit me like a load.
    As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
    I hear the policeman say,
    "The other guy is drunk," Mom,
    And now I'm the one who will pay.
    I'm lying here dying, Mom....
    I wish you'd get here soon.
    How could this happen to me, Mom?
    My life just burst like a balloon.
    There is blood all around me, Mom,
    And most of it is mine.
    I hear the medic say, Mom,
    I'll die in a short time.
    I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
    I swear I didn't drink.
    It was the others, Mom.
    The others didn't think.
    He was probably at the same party as I.
    The only difference is, he drank
    And I will die.
    Why do people drink, Mom?
    It can ruin your whole life.
    I'm feeling sharp pains now.
    Pains just like a knife.
    The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
    And I don't think it's fair.
    I'm lying here dying
    And all he can do is stare.
    Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
    Tell Daddy to be brave.
    And when I go to heaven, Mom,
    Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.
    Someone should have told him, Mom,
    Not to drink and drive.
    If only they had told him, Mom,
    I would still be alive.
    My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
    I'm becoming very scared.
    Please don't cry for me, Mom.
    When I needed you, you were always there.
    I have one last question, Mom.
    Before I say good bye.
    I didn't drink and drive,
    So why am I the one to die?
    After Reading this letter few have quit drinking and many have quit the habit of "DRINK & DRIVE". Did You read he said "Someone should have told him, Mom"

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    NOTHING IS FREE (VIDEO)




    Friday 31 January 2014

    DON'T MISS IT!




    Thursday 30 January 2014

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    Thursday 23 January 2014

    HIT WITH YOUR ELBOW

    A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.

    She says: "You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14 A, and with your elbow push button 14 A. Come inside and you'll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you'll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I'll open the door for you"

    The boyfriend says: "Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?"


    "Oh my God!! You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

    Friday 10 January 2014

    Thursday 2 January 2014

    KANGAROO VS GOOSE

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