Tuesday, 20 December 2011

GRANNY'S NEW BOYFRIENDS

Granny's new boyfriends!!
 
A good laugh for the Season.... for those who are past the 50 mark!! 
MY NEW BOYFRIENDS !!!

 
I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take)
every day!!

As soon as I wake up,
Will Power helps me get out of bed.

 
Then I go to see John.

Tuesday, 8 November 2011

NEW and EASY WAY OF HAIR CUT







The tale of the Government Employed Barber
(he cuts the hair of Ministers).

While hair cutting, Government Employed Barber, asked PM, "What’s this Swiss Bank issue?” 
THE PM shouted, “YOU are cutting hair or making inquiry?”
Barber: "Sorry Sir, I just simply asked."
Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked DPM, “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’ 
The DPM shouted, ‘’Why do you ask me this question?’’
Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just simply asked you."
Next day, Anti Corruption TEAM interrogated the Barber, ‘’Are you an agent of the LEADING OPPOSITE PARTY?"
Barber: "No, Sir."

Anti Corruption Investigator:  "Are you the agent of the Leading Opposition Head?"
Barber: "No Sir."
Anti Corruption Investigator: "Then while cutting the hair, why you ask  Ministers about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?"
Barber: "Sir, the reason is, when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, the Ministers’ hair stands up straight. And that helps me to cut their hair easily!"

Monday, 31 October 2011

Saturday, 22 October 2011

A young girl walks past a basket of apples and reads a sign:"Take one apple only, God is watching."

She then walks past a jar of cookies. On the jar is a sign:"Take as many cookies as you want. God is watching the apples."

Wednesday, 19 October 2011

Monday, 17 October 2011


Sunday, 16 October 2011

Saturday, 15 October 2011

Friday, 14 October 2011

MIGRATING TO A COUNTRY


A Chinaman decides to retire and move to A after 50 years of
living in Shanghai.

He bought a home on a small piece of land . A few days after movingin, the friendly A neighbour decides to go across and welcome the new guy to the region. He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way, he sees the Chinaman running around his frontyard chasing after 10 hens.

Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put
the welcome on hold for the day.

The next day, he decides to try again, but just as he is about to
knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees the
Chinaman urinate into a glass and then drink it. Not wanting to
interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.

A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next
door, he sees the Chinaman leading a bull down the drive-way,
...pause...., and then  put his  left ear next to the bull's butt.

The A bloke can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinaman and
says, 'Jeez Mate, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I
come over to welcome you to the neighbourhood, and see you running around the yard after hens.The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it, and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you.'

The Chinaman is very taken back and says, 'Sorry sir, you no
understand, these no ...  Chinese customs I doing, these A Customs.'

'What do you mean mate' says the A, 'Those aren't A customs.'

Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me' replied the Chinaman, 'He
say to become true A, I must learn to

..... chase chicks,
..... get piss drunk, and
.... listen to bull-shit.'


GREAT EINSTEIN AND SOME REAL INCIDENTS

The Great Einstein and Some Real Incidents
(I like the last one! )
============ ========= ========= =========
One day during a speaking tour, Albert Einstein's driver, who often sat at the back of the hall during his lectures, remarked that he could probably give the lecture himself, having heard it so many times. Sure enough, at the next stop on the tour, Einstein and the driver switched places, with Einstein sitting at the back in his driver's uniform.
Having delivered a flawless lecture, the driver was asked a difficult question by a member of the audience. "Well, the answer to that question is quite simple," he casually replied. "I bet my driver, sitting up at the back there, could answer it!"
============ ========= ========= =========
Albert Einstein's wife often suggested that he dress more professionally when he headed off to work. "Why should I?" he would invariably argue. "Everyone knows me there." When the time came for Einstein to attend his first major conference, she begged him to dress up a bit. "Why should I?" said Einstein. "No one knows me there!"
============ ========= ========= =========
Albert Einstein was often asked to explain the general theory of relativity. "Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour," he once declared. "Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity!"
============ ========= ========= =========
When Albert Einstein was working in Princeton university, one day he was going back home he forgot his home address. The driver of the cab did not recognise him. Einstein asked the driver if he knows Einstein's home. The driver said "Who does not know Einstein's address? Everyone in Princeton knows. Do you want to meet him? Einstein replied "I am Einstein. I forgot my home address, can you take me there? "The driver reached him to his home and did not even collect his fare from him.
============ ========= ========= =========
Einstein was once traveling from Princeton on a train when the conductor came down the aisle, punching the tickets of every passenger. When he came to Einstein, Einstein reached in his vest pocket. He couldn't find his ticket, so he reached in his trouser pockets. It wasn't there, so he looked in his briefcase but couldn't find it. Then he looked in the seat beside him. He still couldn't find it.
The conductor said, 'Dr. Einstein, I know who you are. We all know who you are. I'm sure you bought a ticket. Don't worry about it.'
Einstein nodded appreciatively. The conductor continued down the aisle punching tickets. As he was ready to move to the next car, he turned around and saw the great physicist down on his hands and knees looking under his seat for his ticket.
The conductor rushed back and said, 'Dr. Einstein, Dr. Einstein, don't worry, I know who you are. No problem. You don't need a ticket. I'm sure you bought one.'
Einstein looked at him and said, 'Young man, I too, know who I am. What I don't know is where I'm going.'

Wednesday, 12 October 2011

WIFE

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Lee Majors


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.

Al Gore


By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.

Mike Tyson


The great question.. which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?

George Clooney


I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

Bill Clinton


"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

George W. Bush


"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."

Rudy Giuliani


"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."

Michael Jordan


"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!

Donald Trump


Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.

Shaquille O’Neal


The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...

Kobe Bryant


You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.

David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Alec Baldwin


A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Barack Obama


Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.

Tommy Lee


A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

Brad Pitt


First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Jimmy Kimmel


“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!”

David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!

Jay Leno

Monday, 10 October 2011

HAVE AN INDIAN BRAIN

Have a good laugh!

Mathematician:  How do you write 4 in between 5? 

Chinese :  Is this a joke?
Japanese :  Impossible!
American : The question 's all wrong!
British :      It's not found on the Internet

 

 And the Indian answer:-
   
  
 
 Indian: 
F(IV)E
 

This is the reason why Indians are everywhere in the world: in finance, business, medicine, engineering....
anything to do with using both sides of the brain.

 

 

Wednesday, 5 October 2011

KOPI OR BREAD IS MORE TALKATIVE

HAVE A GOOD LAUGH, FOR THE DAY !!!
Kopi or Bread
This is good .....hahaha.... your answer sure wrong...I bet.

 For laughs  

Kopi cid:_1_068A563406DDF2000006643B482578BEand
bread
cid:_1_068A587C06DDF2000006643B482578BE.
Which is more
talkative, kopi or
bread
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*Scroll down for the answer ....







Answer: Bread.





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Bread
Talkbut
Kopi
tiam!?! cid:_1_068A639406DDF2000006643B482578BE
 

Tuesday, 4 October 2011

JOKE - SUNDAY

SUNDAY
   
Groups of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland .  As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.  She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing.  'These' she explained, 'Are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce.'  She then asked, 'What do you do in  America  with your old goats?'
A spry old gentleman answered, 'They send us on bus tours!'

Monday, 3 October 2011

JOKE - SATURDAY

SATURDAY 
 
Bob, a 70-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at theCountry Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25-year-old blonde-haired woman who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful sex appeal and charm and who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently to his every word.  His buddies at the club are all aghast.  At the very first chance, they corner him and ask, 'Bob, how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?'  Bob replies, 'Girlfriend?  She's my wife!'  They are knocked over, but continue to ask.  'So, how'd you persuade her to marry you?'  'I lied about my age', Bob replies. 'What, did you tell her you were only 50?'
Bob smiles and says, 'No, I told her I was 90..'

Sunday, 2 October 2011

JOKE - FRIDAY

FRIDAY 
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in  Tampa  .  'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago.. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.  Chinese food is loaded with MSG.  High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water..  However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?' 
After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, 'Wedding Cake.'

Saturday, 1 October 2011

JOKE - THURSDAY

THURSDAY 
 
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed with another woman.  She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor apartment, killing him instantly.  Brought before the court, on the charge of murder, she was asked if she had anything to say in her own defense.
 
'Your Honor,' she began coolly, 'I figured that at 92, if he could screw, he could fly.'

Friday, 30 September 2011

JOKES - WEDNESDAY

WEDNESDAY 
Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor.
With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, 'Just feed him pancakes.  That should solve the problem.'
The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
'Gee, Mom,' he exclaimed. 'For me?'

'Just take two,' Brenda replied.  'The rest are for your father.'

Thursday, 29 September 2011

JOKE - TUESDAY

TUESDAY 
 
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, 'Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!'

The preacher said, 'Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity.'
 

The man said, 'I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!'

The preacher said, 'the hell you did'

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

JOKE - MONDAY

MONDAY
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex...
Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.
The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.
Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.
The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying, 'Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!'

Monday, 8 August 2011

A TWO WAY CONVERSATION of THE LORD'S PRAYER

A  TWO  WAY  CONVERSATION  of  THE  LORD'S  PRAYER

This  is  a  neat  one. . . . .  very  interesting !

A  TWO  WAY  CONVERSATION  of  THE  LORD'S  PRAYER

-----
Read out in a Church in Australia

Our Father Who Art In Heaven.
Yes?
Don't interrupt me. I'm praying.
But -- you called ME!
Called you? No, I didn't call you. I'm praying.
Our Father who art in Heaven.
There -- you did it again!
Did what?
Called ME. You said, "Our Father who art in Heaven" Well, here I am.. What's on your mind?
But I didn't mean anything by it.  I was, you know, just saying my prayers for the day. I always say the Lord's Prayer. It makes me feel good, kind of like fulfilling a duty. Well, all right.
Go on.
Okay, Hallowed be thy name .
Hold it right there. What do you mean by that?
By what?
By "Hallowed be thy name"?
It means, it means . . good grief, I don't know what it means. How in the world should I know? It's just a part of the prayer.
By the way, what does it mean?
It means honored, holy, wonderful.
Hey, that makes sense..
I never thought about what 'hallowed' meant before.
Thanks.
Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done, on earth as it is in Heaven.
Do you really mean that?
Sure, why not?
What are you doing about it?

Doing? Why, nothing, I guess.
I just think it would be kind of  neat if you got control, of everything down here like you have up there.. We're kinda in a mess down here you know.
Yes, I know; but, have I got control of you?
Well, I go to church.
That isn't what I asked you. What about your bad temper?
You've really got a problem there, you know. And then there's the way you spend your money -- all on yourself. And what about the kind of books you read?
Now hold on just a minute! Stop picking on me! I'm just as good as some of the rest of those people at church!
Excuse ME.. I thought you were praying for my will to be done. If that is to happen, it will have to start with the ones
who are praying for it. Like you -- for example ....
Oh, all right. I guess I do have some hang-ups. Now that you mention it, I could probably name some others.
So could I.
I haven't thought about it very much until now, but I really would like to cut out some of those things. I would like to, you know, be really free.
Good. Now we're getting somewhere. We'll work together -- You and ME. I'm proud of You.
Look, Lord, if you don't mind, I need to finish up here. This is taking a lot longer than it usually does. Give us this day, our daily bread.
You need to cut out the bread.. You're overweight as it is.
Hey, wait a minute! What is this? Here I was doing my religious duty, and all of a sudden you break in and remind me of all my hang-ups.
Praying is a dangerous thing. You just might get what you ask for. Remember, you called ME -- and here I am. It's too late to stop now. Keep praying.  ( pause ... . ) Well, go on.
I'm scared to.
Scared? Of what?
I know what you'll say.
Try ME.
Forgive us our sins, as we forgive those who sin against us.
What about Ann?
See? I knew it! I knew you would bring her up! Why, Lord, she's told lies about me, spread stories. She never paid back the money she owes me. I've sworn to get even with her!
But -- your prayer -- What about your prayer?
I didn't -- mean it...
Well, at least you're honest. But, it's quite a load carrying around all that bitterness and resentment isn't it?
Yes, but I'll feel better as soon as I get even with her. Boy, have I got some plans for her. She'll wish she had never been born.
No, you won't feel any better. You'll feel worse. Revenge isn't sweet. You know how unhappy you are --  Well, I can change that.
You can? How?
Forgive Ann. Then, I'll forgive you; And the hate and the sin, will be Ann's problem -- not yours. You will have settled the problem as far as you are concerned.
Oh, you know, you're right. You always are. And more than I want revenge, I want to be right with You . . (sigh). All right, all right . ...I forgive her.
There now! Wonderful! How do you feel?
Hmmmm. Well, not bad. Not bad at all! In fact, I feel pretty great! You know, I don't think I'll go to bed uptight tonight. I haven't been getting much rest, you know.

Yeah, I know. But, you're not through with your prayer, are you?
Go on.
Oh, all right. And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil.
Good! Good!   I'll do that. Just don't put yourself in a place where you can be tempted.
What do you mean by that?
You know what I mean.
Yeah. I know.
Okay. Go ahead. Finish your prayer..
For Thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory forever. Amen.
Do you know what would bring me glory -- What would really make me happy?
No, but I'd like to know. I want to please you now.. I've really made a mess of things. I want to truly follow you.. I can see now how great that would be. So, tell me . . . How do I make you happy?
YOU  just did.
______________________________
Now Please pass this on!!! There are a lot of people out there
needing this message.

This is in two parts,  the prayer (in blue type) and GOD in response  (in red type) . It is very, very good. 
********************************************************************************************* 

Monday, 4 July 2011

Have a good laugh

Have a good laugh.


WISDOM OF CONFUCIUS


Two things in life that are difficult to achieve:-


1. to plant your idea in someone's head


2. to plant someone's money in your own pocket.


o He who succeeds in planting his idea in someone's head - we call Lao Shi (teacher)


o He who succeeds planting someone's money in his own pocket - we call Lao Ban (boss)


o The one who succeeds in both - we call Lao Po (wife) or Lao Qian (trickster)


o The one who fails in both - we call Lao Gong (husband)

Wednesday, 29 June 2011

WISDOM OF CONFUCIUS

Have a good laugh.


Two things in life that are difficult to achieve:-


1. to plant your idea in someone's head


2. to plant someone's money in your own pocket.





























Tuesday, 21 June 2011

TOO OLD TO SQUAT





 

An elderly man really took care of his body.
He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day.

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One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis.

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So he decided to do something about that.

He went to the beach, undressed completely and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left
 sticking out of the sand.

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A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along.
Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand,
the lady with the cane began to move the penis
around with her cane.

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Remarking to the other little old lady, she said:
"There really is no justice in the world."

The other little old lady asked:

"What do you mean by that?"

The first little old lady replied:

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"Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it."
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"When I was 30, I enjoyed it."
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"When I was 40, I asked for it."
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"When I was 50, I paid for it."
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"When I was 60, I prayed for it."
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"When I was 70, I forgot about it."
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"Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild and I'm too old to squat."
 
 
 
 




 
 
 

Monday, 20 June 2011

WE LIKE TO HEAR FROM YOU

A very warm welcome to you here.


Lately, I am wondering how I can take my blog further. It struck my mind to revert to you for your honest answers.


As such, I believe that it is appropriate for me to request you to review my blog in these three areas namely its content, quality and frequency. I fully acknowledged and accepted the fact that content is the highlight of the blog. It’s the reason why you visit my blog and why you keep coming back. As such it’s important for me to have consistency in both the quality of my content and the frequency in which I have been posting all this while. In this connection, your honest feedback is solicited on whether some of tips I know and share is attractive enough.


First thing first, please put a rating from 1 to 10 for the following :-


• Did my content create value. Please give the rating 1( very poor) to 10 (excellent)


Perhaps you may just use another fancy way of asking whether my content is amazingly interesting. All of my posts,which have intention to give readers a worthwhile reason for reading. In short, are you getting something back and at the end of day, are you being lifted up as the name suggested. If not, how?


• Frequently posted.


I update my blog on a regular basis to give you reason to come back to my site. The plan is to update my blog at least once or twice a week, having in mind that quality is more important than quantity. This is because I believe that taking a couple of days off between posts can help me write a better post in the long run.


• My content is readable.


I am mindful that writing a blog is much different than writing a book or paper. This is because you, as online readers, have relatively shorter attention spans and more specific needs are preferred. Here, what I am trying to say is that I never pick colors fonts that will strain the visitor’s eyes. If I do, I like to apologise for it.


I also always ensure that my writing is easy to read. I prefer short paragraphs, using lists or bullet points, bolding or underlining important text when it is appropriate for me to do so. Do you agree?


Keeping enough white space in between lines and words is my style. Most of the times, I try to avoid typing up huge walls of text. At times, images and videos are included, where appropriate, to give readers something to look at. Here, I believe prosperity through diversity and always looking at new avenues to improve it further.


At last, but not least, I never felt discouraged when I work hard on a post even though no one pays attention to it. I am aware that growing a blog takes time. No one appreciate it now, does not mean that it will not be appreciated in the future. This is because once I grow, more people will look through my older posts and will see my hard work! Alternatively it will give me a chance to improve it further.


Stay tuned and I will work on my design and with my next post, I will discuss blog networking




James Oh






Skype me at james.oh18

Friday, 17 June 2011


3.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her
skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first
step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus
driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that
this would give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the
step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip
her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little
smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and
again was unable to take the step.

At this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up
easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled 'How
dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with
you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were
friends.'

Tuesday, 14 June 2011

2.

A man was waiting for a taxi. A beggar came along and asked him for some money. The man ignored him. But being a professional, the beggar kept on pestering him. The man became irritated when he realized that the beggar would not leave him alone unless he parts with some money. Suddenly an idea struck him.

He told the beggar, "I do not have money, but if you tell me what you want to do with the money, I will certainly help you." "I would have bought a cup of tea", replied the beggar. The man said, "Sorry man. I can offer you a cigarette instead of tea". He then took a pack of cigarettes from his pocket and offered one to the beggar. The beggar told, "I don't smoke as it is injurious to health."


The man smiled and took a bottle of whisky from his pocket and told the beggar, "Here, take this bottle and enjoy the stuff. It is really good".


The beggar refused by saying, "Alcohol muddles the brain and damages the liver". The man smiled again.


He told the beggar, "I am going to the race course. Come with me and I will arrange for some tickets and we will place bets. If we win, you take the whole amount and leave me alone".


As before, the beggar politely refused the latest offer by saying, "Sorry sir, I can't come with you as betting on horses is a bad habit."


Suddenly the man felt relieved and asked the beggar to come to his home with him. Finally, the beggar's face lit up in anticipation of receiving at least something from the man. But he still had his doubts and asked the man, "Why do you want me to go to your house with you".


The man replied, "My wife always wanted to see how a man with no Bad habits looks like.

Friday, 10 June 2011

1. Once upon a time there was a painter who had just completed his course. He took 3 days and painted beautiful scenery. He wanted people's opinion about his caliber and painting skills.

He put his creation at a busy street-crossing. And just down below a board which read -


"I have painted this piece. Since I'm new to this profession I might have committed some mistakes in my strokes etc. Please put a cross wherever you see a mistake."


While he came back in the evening to collect his painting he was completely shattered to see that whole canvass was filled with Xs (crosses) and some people had even written their comments on the painting.


Disheartened and broken completely he ran to his master's place and burst into tears.


This young artist was breathing heavily and master heard him saying "I'm useless and if this is what I have learnt to paint I'm not worth becoming a painter. People have rejected me completely. I feel like dying"

Master smiled and suggested "My Son, I will prove that you are a great artist and have learnt flawless painting. Do as I say without questioning it. It WILL work."


Young artist reluctantly agreed and two days later early morning he presented a replica of his earlier painting to his master. Master took that gracefully and smiled.


"Come with me." master said.


They reached the same street-square early morning and displayed the same painting exactly at the same place. Now master took out another board which read -


"Gentlemen, I have painted this piece. Since I'm new to this


profession I might have committed some mistakes in my strokes etc. I have put a box with colors and brushes just below. Please do a favor. If you see a mistake, kindly pick up the brush and correct it."


Master and disciple walked back home.


They both visited the place same evening. Young painter was surprised to see that actually there was not a single correction done so far. Next day again they visited and found painting remained untouched. They say the painting was kept there for a month for no correction came in!


Moral of the story:


It is easier to criticize, but DIFFICULT TO IMPROVE!


So don't get carried away or judge yourself by someone else’s criticism and feel depressed...


JUDGE YOURSELF! YOU ARE YOUR BEST JUDGE!!!