Sunday 30 December 2012

PURPOSE OF THIS BLOG


PURPOSE OF THE STAY HEALTHY THROUGH JOKES BLOG

Laughter is WELL KNOWN AS one of the best antidotes for reducing the day to day stress and anxiety. IT has proven to be an extremely effective way to increase the positive energy FROM AGES AGO. Laughter is responsible and necessary for achieving Happiness and Harmony in life. I was an introvert and serious person until I realised that I need to take initiatives to change and laugh more should I want to lead and turnaround the company I worked with during the Asean Financial Crisis.
I was so blessed because my superiors left almost the entire operation to me because of my characters and experiences. At times, I have one meeting after the other with my bankers, insurers, lawyers, and creditors for our repayment of overdue debts at the same day. For those who have gone through such an experience, you will able to imagine how stressful the work will be. Fortunately, because of my character and strong belief and willingness to take these challenges to make myself better, stronger and tougher. As such, I find the solution of laughter to ease my workload, emotion and enjoy my journey of turning it around.

Due to these invaluable experience, I decided to maintain such a blog to keep my readers healthy, happy and harmony. That is the main driving force to have this blog. Now you know why we have humour blog apart from OUR other BLOGS which ARE geared toward providing personal empowerment tips, tools and resources to assist you TO LIVE LIFE in MORE FULFILLING ROLES. 

Humour has proven to be a powerful and effective WAYS AND MEANS of assisting and enabling you to shift your focus and release many of the anxieties responsible for inhibiting your progress.

Without getting into all the physiological, spiritual, and scientific reasons how and why humour is such a positive and powerful force in improving your desired outcomes it has been scientifically proven to assist in enhancing immune function and improving your overall quality of life.

Based on that understanding we have chosen to dedicate a portion of the site to boost your positive energy that is created as a result of making you smile.

This link is all about related humour posts that we hope will assist you in increasing your energy levels and assist in making your day a little brighter, more positive and more productive in the process.

It takes many more muscles to frown than it does to smile...so relax, put a smile on your face and be well.

We hope you enjoy our Humour section.
"Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand."
-Mark Twain




ANOTHER GREAT YEAR OF 2013


ANOTHER GREAT YEAR OF 2013

Very Good Day everyone,

We are about to conclude the final chapter for year 2012. Let us close the old chapter and get a STUNNING START for another Great NEW YEAR of 2013.

We need to be what you wanted to BE in order to Do what to make our lives better, before we Have it. So vision and mission it, focus and create your passion to do and enjoy it. Then proceed to go ahead and you will get it one day...

We have power over our own thoughts and actions. Our belief will determine our actions. Use them as our guide and garner your power to make a rewarding and fulfilling life for ourselves.

Instead of giving Reason, let us create Result of real value to the world which we love and care. Now is the time we have. When it comes to important things in life, never wait until tomorrow. Tomorrow may not come.

Let us Make ourselves into the person who is joyfully, peacefully and successfully living our most wonderful treasured dreams. In every moment, choose to make ourselves the best we can be.

Trust everyone is READY to thrive for another Great year and take our success to next level of height!

Cheers and look forward to receiving your continuous support and visits.



Thursday 27 December 2012

WHAT IS COUPLE SEX ?


What Is Couple Sex?
 
All you Grandpas and Grandmas, this is too funny not to forward.
 
What Is Couple Sex?
 
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grampa, what is couple sex?"
 
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
 
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
 
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
 
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"
 
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.


Sunday 23 December 2012

NOW YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL


Man and wife were watching a boxing match in which a boxer received "T.K.O" or Technical Knock Out in the first round.

Man says,"Very boring, it was all over in under 1 minute"

Wife replies," Now you know how I feel?"
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Man and wife were watching a boxing match in which a boxer received "T.K.O" or Technical Knock Out in the first round.

Man says,"Very boring, it was all over in under 1 minute" 

Wife replies," Now you know how I feel?"

Wednesday 19 December 2012

IS IT THE SAME?


EVER WONDERED WHY THEY ALWAYS USE WOMEN MODELS,  INSTEAD OF MEN FOR CALENDARS? 

   
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Just not the same, is it?

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Sunday 16 December 2012

MY SWEET MEMORABLE EVENT


MY IMPACT ON MY LOVE ONES
My late father had travelled across an ocean from China to marry my mother in Malaysia. She is a local lady.

To know my family tree, please click the link below:-


http://liftyouup.blogspot.com/2011/10/family-tree-of-our-founder.html

As such, I am a product of a migrant from Main Land China and a local lady. Both are illiterate. Luckily, 5 out of my 7 siblings are university graduates, that made both our parents very proud.

Despite our early and tough struggle, we were given lots of freedom. Our parents never check our school homework but somehow we realised, valued and recognised the importance of an education.

My mum's famous quote is "born in beggar's faith, but possess emperor's heart", when I tried very hard to pursue further studies especially when I quit my job with late Professor, Yap Han Heng to do my Form 6 on self sustaining basis.

How will you feel when someone has been using the method you taught her many years ago ? The one person who has benefited for so many years from my advice, out of one unpleasant incident is my mother. Applause.

Look at the photo above, the date torn from a calendar that was glued to the gas cylinder may not trigger anything for you. However it reminded me of this sweet memorable event that as a young boy ,  who ran out of patience, told my mother this idea. 

It happened when I heard her voice vividly asking me repeatedly to buy one item after another from the sundry shop, a walking distance from our low cost flat, while she was preparing our meals.

At that time, I was in my last few hours preparing for my examination. I was summoned by her when she discovered that she ran out of cooking oil. She has to shout repeatedly because I concentrated on my study despite our flat is as big as pigeon hole. 

I had no other choice, but to set aside everything I was doing. I rushed to get the cooking oil back. However,  upon return and just about ready to begin my revision. 

She called me again and without much hesitation I immediate answered her. She told me to get onions for her as she just discovered that she ran out of stock.

I had to put everything aside and rush to the shop again to buy for her. 

After my second return but before I warm up my seat, I was  called again, this time she wanted me to get her another item. I was a bit annoyed, and told her to list down all items she need in a list, without any diplomatic tone. She replied with a strong reason that she couldn't do so because she is illiterate. 

Instantly, I brush aside her reason and counter attack her to either draw it down or paste the picture on a piece of paper so as to remind her.

After many years I left my house to pursue my higher studies in Selangor, I still see her practicing till today and the impact I left on my love ones.

What really made me happy was to see someone I love benefiting from my creative way of doing thing to improve her lifestyle despite she had always given excuses of being too old to learn. 

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