Thursday 24 May 2012

Monday 21 May 2012

Sunday 20 May 2012

ODD MOTHER

Odd mom moment, I've been frantically taking kids to meet the bus for the last 16 years!

Since Kate is going to college 2 years early, Friday was her last school bus ride. 

Although I have not enjoyed the crazy "hurry up, you are going to miss the bus" mornings, it is still strange to not be doing it anymore. I love to watch them fly, but bittersweet at the same time!

Friday 18 May 2012

Wednesday 16 May 2012

Sunday 13 May 2012

THEN WHY .............



THEN WHY THERE ARE SO MANY PEOPLE DOING THE SAME THING AGAIN AND AGAIN YET EXPECTING A DIFFERENT ANSWER. WOULDN'T YOU THINK IS STRANGE.

Thursday 10 May 2012

THE WHOLE NATION ASK THE SAME QUESTION

The whole nation is asking this same question!!
In the Parliamentary meeting recently, a ruling party's MP during his speech told a story........

"There was a father who gave RM100/- each to his 3 sons and asked them to buy things and fill up a room completely.

First son bought hay for RM100/- but couldn't fill the room entirely.

Second son bought cotton for RM100/- but couldn't fill the room entirely.

Third son bought a candle for RM1/- and lit it up and the room was filled with light completely."The proud MP declared: "Our Leader is like the third son. From the day he has taken charge of his office, our country is filled with the bright light of prosperity"
A voice from the backbench asked "Where is the remaining RM99/-??
Now the whole nation is asking this same question!!!

Wednesday 9 May 2012

THE HAIRCUT

The Haircut
One day a florist went to Fred for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you I'm doing community service this week.' The Politician was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

Monday 7 May 2012

EXPECT UNEXPECTED

The buzziest moment during the first debate among Mexico's four candidates for president this Sunday happened before anyone had said a word.

At the debate's start, a curvy model wearing a form-fitting white dress with a revealing cutout showing off her generous cleavage, presented a box for candidates to draw papers that would determine who would go first.

The sultry mystery woman's momentary appearance stole the show. Julia Orayen, a model and former Playboy Playmate was acting as a Mexican Vanna White for the event. The stunning—and distracting--brunette appeared for all of 30 seconds, but it was long enough to set the twitterverse on fire, turning grown men into 13-year-old boys.

"The best was the girl in white with the cleavage at the beginning," came the comment from former Mexican Foreign Minister Jorge Castaneda, a New York University professor.

As Yahoo! Mexico's writer Miguel Ángel Castillo put it, "Decide for yourselves, but which presidential candidate can compete with that?" As for how Orayen and her revealing dress ended up on stage? Fingers are already being pointed. Alfredo Figueroa, director of the Federal Electoral Institute, which was responsible for organizing the debate, blamed a production company assigned to help set up the debate as the culprit—and claimed he had requested a "sober" dress. (Perhaps he used air quotes?). The institute issued an apology for the woman's racy getup.

The sole woman candidate who participated in the debate forum, Josefina Vazquez Mota said she thought Orayen "very attractive" but that the dress was inappropriate, adding, "I was surprised, and I [thought], 'Well, what sort of event are we attending here?'"


PLEASE CLICK THE LINK TO WATCH ITS VIDEO

Saturday 5 May 2012

SPEEDING LADY

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding.

Older Woman : Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.
 
Officer: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
 
Officer: Don't have one?
 
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
 
Officer: I see... Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
 
Older Woman: I can't do that.
 
Officer: Why not? Older Woman: I stole this car.
 
Officer: Stole it?
 
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
 
Officer: You what?
 
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.
 
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
 
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
 
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
 
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
 
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
 
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
 
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
 
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
 
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
 
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
 
The officer is quite stunned.
 
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
 
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
 
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Moral
Don't Mess With Mature Ladies