Monday 29 March 2010

Oh Poor Human being

Dear readers,


Nobody is ever satisfied,
Poor men wish they were rich,
Rich men wish they were handsome, 

Bachelors wish they were married,
Married men wish they were Dead!




Oh! Dear How can human being happy?

Monday 22 March 2010

Husband and wife joke

Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be
the first thought to come in your mind?


  Husband: that you are a lesbian.

Saturday 20 March 2010

A QUICK LAUGH FOR 5 MINS 1




Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
  


Thursday 18 March 2010

Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the
fire under control and another 3 hours to bring the
firemen under control.



Ha!!!