Have a good laugh.
WISDOM OF CONFUCIUS
Two things in life that are difficult to achieve:-
1. to plant your idea in someone's head
2. to plant someone's money in your own pocket.
o He who succeeds in planting his idea in someone's head - we call Lao Shi (teacher)
o He who succeeds planting someone's money in his own pocket - we call Lao Ban (boss)
o The one who succeeds in both - we call Lao Po (wife) or Lao Qian (trickster)
o The one who fails in both - we call Lao Gong (husband)