HEY SEXY MEANS

HUMOUR IS GREAT MEDICINE

Humor Is GREAT Medicine.

IT Has Proven To Be A Powerful Ally In Enhancing Your Overall Health And Well Being.

Laughter is one of the best antidotes for reducing the day to day stress and anxiety that so many in this day and age experience and has proven to be an extremely effective way to increase the positive energy which is responsible and necessary for achieving Abundance, Happiness and harmony in life.

Good Humor = "Joyfulness"

"Joyfulness keeps the heart and face young. A good laugh makes us better friends with ourselves and everybody around us." -Orison Swett Marden

IF YOU HAVE ABOVE BELIEF, THEN VISITING AND READING THIS BLOG WILL LEAD YOU TO THE HEALTHY PATH.

We BELIEVE that this blog will boost your positive energy that is created as a result of making you smile.

If you have benefited from this site, we sincerely hope you too will spread it to others.

HAVE PEACE AND SLEEP WELL

LET ME TELL YOU MY SECRET

THAT'S ANOTHER WAY OF OVERCOME THE DARKNESS

DUE TO SO CALLED INFLATION, ELECTRICITY BILL IS ALSO RISING UP.

ACT APPROPRIATELY

THE PSYCHIATRIST....

The psychiatrist Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist and told him. . . 'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared.. I think I'm going crazy.' 'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the psychiatrist. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..' 'How much do you charge?' 'Eighty pounds per visit,' replied the expert. 'I'll sleep on it,' I said. Six months later, he met me on the street. 'Why didn't you ever come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked. 'Well, eighty quid a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for £10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought myself a new car!' 'Is that so?' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?' 'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! Ain't nobody under there now!' FORGET THOSE LEARNED DOCTORS.. GO HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO YOUR BARTENDER.

DON'T WORRY, YOUR FACEBOOK ..

J.O.B. MEANS

BECAUSE JOB IS TO KEEP YOU JUST OVER BANKRUPTCY.

WE MEET AGAIN

CONFESSION

CHECK WHICH GENERATION YOU ARE BELONG TO

 

 

 

 

By Bobot Noñina

 

People born before 1946 were called the greatest generation
People born between 1946 and 1964 are called The Baby Boomers.
People born between 1965 and 1979 are called Generation X,
And people born between 1980 and 2011 are called Generation Y,

REFLECTION OF A TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN

REFLECTION OF A TYPICAL SINGAPOREAN

Enjoy and have a good laugh.... this is so funny, written by a poor
poetic Singaporean.

I am Ong Ah Tee living in Kampong Chai Chee
Life used to be simple and HAPPY
I worked hard in my STUDIES
I learned A-B-C, and everything from 1, 2, and 3.
Primary school was quite easy I passed PSLE
Then I went to SECONDARY
The subjects include HISTORY, GEOGRAPHY
Physics, Biology and CHEMISTRY
After O levels I went to JC
They said you live in Singapore very LUCKY
This is a small humid tropical COUNTRY
Surrounded by unknown potential ENEMIES
Boys turned 18 must go to ARMY for the tour of duty
After that we may continue our Studies
The girls can just sit back, relax, and watch TV
They come to this world only to "lim kopi, kway jit chee"
No one lives on free meals or depends on CHARITY
I want to take up IT, but I had no money to go to University or Poly
So I went to work at FACTORY
Working hard to earn a little lousy SALARY
After CPF and INCOME TAX, I have just enough money to buy ROTI and ride in MRT.
My bosses show me no SYMPATHY
Mumbling over my shoulder daily: "HURRY, HURRY and HURRY !"
Accusing me of always trying to get MC
But my sickness was due to over stretch OT
Going home after midnight by TAXI
And they pay me only bus fee
My colleague likes me because of my honesty and can easily bully
They said I don't know how to carry.
I Park-Tor and became STEADY
Finally had to MARRY
Because gahment gave baby bonus MONEY
I lost money holding Wedding Dinner PARTY
Cheeky friends donating only cheap PANTY
After marriage, nothing was EASY
In one year, I became DADDY
I can't support my family and our BABY
Being tied down for life to repay 2 rooms HDB and rising monthly utilities to PUB
My bank account has NO MONEY
POSB balance is almost EMPTY
DBS wants to charge me EXTRA FEE
Insisting that "Nothing is FREE!"
So I moonlight as KARANG GUNI
Many times I want to jump MRT
But that is not EASY
My wife cries: "Who is going to support me and our BABY?"
So I can't MATI.
I went to seek assistance from the MP
His reply was simple and easy:
"Vote for me, vote for me, vote for me".
He never tells me any convincing Policy.
How to help the poor with more GST?
Why I cannot have pay increase but they can have increase?
Before, my MP said "Vote for me, we give you sweeties".
Now, they want to increase salary, because "You voted me".
They claim they made good economy for our country.
They benchmark themselves using GDP.
They said, "To get the best man, you have to pay high fee"
otherwise, they will join MNC.
And all your 'char bor' become maids in other COUNTRY.
Next will be the GST.
My boss say "no" to increase in salary,
It's really make me worry.
Our Health Ministry said let GP set their consultation fee.
If the GP charges high fee, don't let them see.
No money, how can healthy
If fall sick, can only mati
In hospital, can afford Class C.
I don't mind all nurses are aunty,
But only one doctor to see
No money for operation, I Tan Si

DROPPING MY TEARS

SIMPLEST EXERCISE

UPSIDE DOWN

DON'T MIND

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN FEMALE AND MALE

ENGLISH IS FUNNY YET CONFUSING

SAFETY

YOU CAN'T CONTINUE ------RECESSION

SAME STANDARD REWARDING SYSTEM

A DENTIST AND A GIRL

A guy and a girl meet at a bar…… They get along so well that they decide to go to the girl's place. A few drinks later, the guy takes off his shirt and then washes his hands. He then takes off his trousers and again washes his hands. The girl has been watching him and says: "You must be a dentist." The guy, surprised, says: "Yes .... How did you figure that out?" "Easy.." she replies, "you keep washing your hands." One thing leads to another and they make love. After it's over the girl says: "You must be a good dentist." The guy, now with an inflated ego, says: "Sure - I'm a good dentist. How did you figure that out?" The girl replies:.... "I Didn't feel a thing"

YOU SHOULD DO WHAT YOU LOVE

ARE WE KILLING MEANINGFUL COMMUNICATION

SET PRIORITY RIGHT