Marriage Life before and after 5

To my dearest readers and visitors,

Before wedding
"you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella"
After wedding
"you are worse than gorilla"

Ha!!!!! Congratulation to those who do not have encountered such a situation.

But those are not so fortunate ones, please count on your blessings so as to keep you moving.

Stay tuned and seeing you again.

James Oh

Marriage Life Before and After 4

Happy day to my dearest friends,

Have you heard the phrases below:-

Before wedding
you are my heart, you are my love"
After wedding
"you get on my nerves. "

Ha! Marriage life is not easy as initially thought.

So, keep on counting your blessings and move on..

James Oh

Marriage Life before and after 3

My dearest readers and visitors,

Are you familiar with the phrases below:-

Before marriage.
You go anywhere. . I follow you.
After marriage. .
You go anywhere. . up to you .
Lagi lama married.
You go anywhere better get lost!!

Do not worry if you are. It is very natural.


James Oh

Marriage Life Before and After 2

To all my loving visitors and readers,


Are you not familiar with the phrases below



Before marriage.
I die for you. . .
After marriage.
"You die, up to you. "
Lagi lama married.
You die I help you!




Ha !! To overcome it, you must laugh it out.


Stay tuned for another story on this joke.



James Oh

Marriage Life Before and After 1

To all my loving readers and visitors,

For those who have married, are you familiar with the following phrases?


Marriage Life Before and After !!

Before marriage.
Darling here.. darling there...

After marriage.
Baling here... baling there..

Ha! The wind of change..........

Stay tuned for another joke..


James Oh

FINALLY, THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

Happy day to you, Another joke for you today and hope you like it. A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?" "HELLLOOOOOOO......," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!" Stay tuned and seeing you again. James Oh

IN A VACUUM

Hi ! everyone,

I hope you find this joke below  well.

A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her
question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your
name, can you hear it?"
 
She thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"



Please stay tuned and there are otehr jokes are in the pipeline for you.


Thanks for your time and look forward to seeing you again,


James Oh

BLONDE ON THE SUN

Another joke for all of you, my dear friends,


A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The
Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were
the first on the moon!"

The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said
The Russian.
 
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're
going at night!"



Trust you too have a good laugh.


Stay tuned.


James

AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE

Happy day to you,

Trust the joke below will give you another good day,
 
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said
that her body hurt wherever she touched it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and
screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even
more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she
pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched
made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken"






Ha!!!!!!!! Have a good laugh and tuned again.



 James Oh

RIVER WALK

To all my dearest friends,

Shall we have another joke:-





There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts,
"How can I get to the other side?"
The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and
Shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."



Trust the above joke give you another  good day to start off.


Stay tuned and seeing you again.


James Oh

SPEEDING TICKET

I am very happy to see you again.

Trust this joke will keep you entertain.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very
nicely if she could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act
together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then
Today you expect me to show it to you!"










Don't forget to pass this blog to others who intend to pursuing happiness and health.

Stay tuned for another joke tomorrow.









James Oh

CAR TROUBLE

Happy day to everyone of you,

Hope this joke will give you a good start for the day.

A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
Mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She
Says, "What's the story?"
He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor"
She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"


Stay tuned for another joke. Seeing you again.




James Oh

Blonde LOGIC

Very happy day to you, my dear friends,


Hope this article give you a good start of your day,




Two blondes living in Townsville were sitting on a bench talking........
And one blonde says to the other, "Which do
You think is farther away.......... Melbourne or the moon?"

The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can
You see Melbourne ...?????"

Ha!!! stay tuned to have more jokes which are in the pipeline for you.





James Oh

How lucky to be an Arabian

Very happy day to all of my loving readers and visitors,


Trust the joke below will give you another good start day.


An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. One day he decided that he would love to plant potatoes and herbs in his garden, but he knew he was alone and too old and weak. His son was in college in Paris, so the old man sent him an e-mail explaining the problem:

"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, that you would help me and dig up the garden for me. I love you, your father."
 

The following day, the old man received a response e-mail from his son:

"Beloved father, please don't touch the garden. That is where I have hidden 'the THING.' I love you, too, Ahmed."

At 4pm the FBI and the Rangers visited the house of the old man and took the whole garden apart, searching every inch.

But they couldn't find anything. Disappointed and they left the house. The next day, the old man received another e-mail from his son:

"Beloved father, I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your potatoes. That is all I could do for you from here. Your loving son, Ahmed."

Ha!! I am sure you do want your friends to laugh with it. So, pass this blog to them to show you care for them, like what I did.

Cheers and stay tuned for another jokes.

James Oh

Singh Jokes Series 5

Happy day to my dearest readers and visitors,


Trust you find the article below well. This article will be the last series for this mini series of Singh Jokes.


Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell.

So the other asked him, 'Why are you crying?' He replied, 'I came here for blood test'

The second Singh asked, 'So? Are you afraid ? '
He replied, ' No, not that. During the blood test they will cut my finger'

Hearing this,  the second Singh started crying. The first one was astonished and asked him, 'Why are you crying?'

To which he replied, 'I have come for my urine test.'


Ha!!!!!!!! See you again and stay tuned.




Remember to share it with others who intend to pursuing to health and happiness.




Wishing you health and happiness,



James Oh

Singh Jokes Series 4

To all my dearest friends,


Let us have some good laughs.


Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination.

He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window.

He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit.

The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on.

'Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,' he says, ' it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief' ..'



Do stay tuned for another Singh joke in the following day,


James Oh

Sikh Jokes Series 3

Hope everyone of you have a great day,


Today, I am going to publish Sikh Jokes 3 so as to keep you entertaining. Sit back and relax...


A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in
education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with 'T'

2. How many seconds are in a year?

The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin with 'T' are Today and Tomorrow.
2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a
year?'

The Singh replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,
etc...'

Saint Peter lets him in without another word.

Hope you have a good laugh. So remember to pass off to others who you want to share it with. Thanks for your kind action.


Have a lovely day,


James Oh

 

Sikh Jokes Series 2

Trust everyone of you have a great day,


Today, I am going to publish Sikh Jokes 2 so as to keep you entertaining. Sit back and relax...


One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came  asked him, 'Are you relaxing?' Singh answered, ' No, I am Banta Singh.'

Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, 'No No Me Banta Singh!'

Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?' The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, 'Yes, I am relaxing.'

The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!'



Ha !!! Please pass off this blog to your friends, relatives, associates etc ..who are pursuing for health and happiness,


Wishing you health and happiness,


James Oh

Sikh Jokes Series 1

Happy day to you,


I have a good news for you. With effective from today, I am going to post a mini series on Sikh jokes. Hope it will give you a breeze! Stay relaxed and enjoy it.

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, a Singh, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.

A little later he came out of his house again, looking nervous, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house he went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here our Singh came again,looking very heated up. He marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him,'Is something wrong?'

To which the ferocious Singh replied, ' There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!'

Please pass off this blog to others who are pursuing health and happiness. 


Stay tuned for the subsequent series.


Wishing you health and happiness,




James Oh

Health Convention

Happy day to everyone of you,

Hope I will find this article well and keep you in high spirit.

A doctor was addressing a large audience at a health convention.

"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining.

"Chinese food is loaded with MSG," he continued. "High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.

But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, and we all have, or will, eat it.

Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

Please feel free to pass off this blog to your friends who are pursuing health and happiness.

Stay tune for more jokes. Look forward to seeing you again.

James Oh

Do You Know ( Series 8)

Very happy day to all my dearest readers and visitors,

There is no better way than to find a blog to make you laugh at. Hope this blog will to give you a boost and bring more joy to your life. Make it a point to spend time to read this blog to laugh as much as you can. Remember, laughter is contagious! So, the more you laugh and giggle, the more laughter and joy will come your way.

This will be the last series of jokes of Husband and wife (series 8). However, I will search for some other jokes to keep entertain with.


Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

I would love to hear your comments, both good and bad. If you have any feedback, please email me. Thank you in advance and look forward to hearing from you.

Now that you know the benefits of laughter, so please feel free to pass this blog to your loved one and friends who are pursuing health and happiness.

Stay tuned always to make your day a Great day. Life always begin from us.

James Oh