LITTLE RALPHY ON MATH

Hi! everyone,

Today I have a great joke for you. Sit back and read it.

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Ralphy.



He replies, 'None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot.'


The teacher replies, 'The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking'


Then little RALPHY says, 'I have a question for YOU.



There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream:


One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.

The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone


The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.

Which one is married?'


The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.'


To which Little RALPHY replied, 'The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on,' but I like your thinking.'

Ha!! I heard your laughing voice. So stay tuned for part 2.


Seeing you again,

James Oh

Problem Father

Hi! everyone,









This is another joke you sure have to a good laugh.
 
· "You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?"
· He replied, "I'm going to be a father."
· "But that's wonderful," I said.
· "What's so wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.


Ha !!! Listen properly before you mcome to conclusion. 




James Oh

Come Home Late

Hi! everyone,





I hope this post offers a solution to the married couples especially married ladies.


· A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.

· "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him.

· "Cured him!" asked the woman, "but how?"
 
· The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."

 Stay tuned for another joy.


James Oh

No Answer Back

Hi! everyone,



This is a great one especially for those married couples.

 
· A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer her."
 
· One of his friends asked. "And when you are angry, what do you do?"
 
· The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the house and none of them dares to answer back.





You see the difference between man and woman because they are designed for their distinctive purposes. Do you agree? look forward to your answer through comments.



James

Love To Do

Hi Everyone,
 
· A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" 

· "I would love to. "Replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."

Ha!!! Don't surprised that this is happen to your husband because this is very common to human mankind. 


Just laugh it off. Be brave to accept the truth.


James Oh

Talk about Husband

Hi! everyone,

This is another good job done by a married woman,



One woman told another: " My neighbour is always speaking ill of her husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but have I ever said anything bad about him?"

See how cleverly the "treasure" was hidden.






Hope you have a good laugh....


Thanks for your time and stay tuned for another good ones.


James

Same service

Hi! everyone,

A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. 

Now after ten years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and my wife runs around barking."
 
"Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're still getting the same service!"

Be happy. Do not complain and dispute.


James Oh

Why?

Hi! Everyone,


Today I am going to share with you another good joke.


Why?
· "Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another man's arms.
· "Why, Dad? Tell me why!"
· Dad kept silent for a few minutes, then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."









Giving justification for unjustified act, sounds familiar in reality.

Wedding Ring

Hi! everyone,


For those marriage couple, please check your wedding ring  and share with us your luck.


Wedding Ring
 
· At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
· The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."


Hope you are not the same as the above woman.




Stay tuned for another joke.


James Oh

Love your enemy, why not ?

Love Your Enemy
 
· From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy."

· "Samy! But he is your enemy!"

· "Yes, I know that! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."





Ha! another cleverly twist way. We called it "Smart way". How crook our mind is?





James Oh

Divorce, Why not?

Hi! everyone,


Live your life to the fullest and make everyday as if it is your last Sit back and enjoy the jokes below:-

Why divorce?
 
· In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." 
   "But why ?" asked the judge.

· She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
· The judge asked, "How do you know?"
 
· She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

People are getting too smart and can think of whatever reasons they can think of to get what they want. Is the above familiar to you? Is it really a smart twist.? Is it people are trying to be polite? Please tell us your view. Thanks for your kind participation.

Stay tuned and look forward to your feedback.

James Oh

Stress Reliever # 1 0

Hi! everyone,


The stress relief solution is for married couples.


Stress Reliever # 10

A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty face
or my sexy body?
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense of humour.

I hope you have a good laugh even with your spouse.

This is our last episode of this mini series of the Stress reliever.

Stay tuned for other type of jokes. Seeing you again.





James Oh

Stress Reliever # 9

Hi! Everyone,


We have stress relieve solution for the public as well.



Stress Reliever # 9
 
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?
Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.

Ha!! Stay tuned for more solution,


James Oh

Stress Reliever # 8

Hi! everyone,


The stress relieve solution is more inclined to newly married couples who may need it.  As society growing more complicated, so do the interpretation.


Stress Reliever # 8
 
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?

Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!


Ha !!! Good and quick response is required. It is also make sense for those especially who think they can still fool around.

Stay tuned for more stress relieve solution.



James Oh

Stress Reliever # 7

Hi! young couples,


There is good stress relief solution to young couples too.


Stress Reliever # 7
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. 


Have a lovely week end.








James Oh

Stress Reliever # 6

Hi! everyone,


There is always a solution available for you no matter what situation you are in. There is always upside story even if you were to turn from Billionaire to Millionaire as illustrated in the story below:-


Stress Reliever # 6
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." 

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What wer e you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

You have to give something before you gain something. 


Stay tuned for more of such stress relief solutions in our forthcoming articles.


Have a lovely week end,


James Oh

Stress Reliever # 6

Happy day to you,


Stress Reliever # 6
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire to?"
Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." 

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?"
Millionaire: "A Billionaire"


Ha! very positive. Life, you must give out something before you gain something new in return. Right? Why why we say giving is receiving.


James Oh

Stress Reliever # 5

Our dear valued readers and visitors,

I am glad to make the stress relieve solution to teachers and students as well. 


Stress Reliever # 5
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans"..
"My father grows beans," said one student.
"My father cooks beans," said another.
Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans." 


I am strongly believe that all walks of life also need stress solutions.


Stay tuned so as to keep you healthy,


James Oh

Stress Reliever # 4

Happy day to everyone,

Below is another stress relief solution for both the parents and children.


Stress Reliever # 4
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."


Ha! Good and creative one. Now, children are also catching up fast.





James

Stress Reliever # 3

Very happy day to you,


Let us have another stress relief solution.


Stress Reliever # 3
 
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
 
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.


Ha!!! listen properly before you pass any comment.


James Oh

Stress Reliever # 2

Very happy day to everyone of you,


In today competitive world's market, we need more of stress relievers so as stay healthy. In this regard, I provide you with another stress reliever none other than:-


Stress Reliever # 2
 
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles
and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or
troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. 


Ha !!! Do not feel bad about it. Human beings, not only female, are more than often speak what they do not understand, or speak what they don't mean. So, prepare so that you wouldn't be caught by surprise.


Take easy, folks.


Have a lovely weekend.


James OH

Stress Reliever #1

Very happy day to everyone of you,


For the husband, I am glad to present you with stress reliever.

For the wife, you should be happy because your husband has obtained a quick stress reliever.


For the wife and husband to be, it is no harm for you to learn.


Stress Reliever #1
 
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
 
Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
 
Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
 
Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" 

Ha!!! Please remember to pass this blog to everyone you know so that they can get some stress relievers here.


Stay tuned for another stress reliever. Seeing you then,


James Oh

Why divorce?

 To all my dearest friends,


Live your life to the fullest and make everyday as if its your last. To achieve it, you must laugh as much as possible.

Why divorce?
 
· In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to divorce my husband." 
"But why ?" asked the judge.
· She replied, "Because he is not faithful to me."
· The judge asked, "How do you know?"
· She replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

Another good twist and accusations commonly appear on the media. No surprise that it also can apply to marriage.


Watch out! What goes around will come around.



James Oh


we all are familiar with

Marriage Life before and after 8

Happy day to everyone of you, This will be my joke on Marriage life.   Before wedding She looks like Anita Sarawak After wedding Don't know whether katak or biawak Please share these jokes with your online friends who need a good laugh...................... esp if they are married......... !!!    Trust you too have a good laugh, James Oh

Marriage Life before and after 7

To my dearest friend,


Hope you find this well.


Before wedding
Every makan (dining) he brings you to Shangri-La
After wedding
You want to go, he says you wait-la


Look at the psotive side, then everything is alright,




Stay tuned again for another joke.




James Oh

Marriage Life before and after 6

Happy day to my dearest friends,

May I present you another joke on Marriage life.













Before wedding
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you

After wedding
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you

No wonder the legal battle between couples are on the increasing trend.


What went wrong ! Just ponder and give me your solution through comment. Thank you in advance and look forward to hearing from you,


James Oh