Thursday, 2 December 2010

A man is driving down a country road when his car breaks down. As he gets out to find a phone, it starts to rain. About a mile down the road he sees a farm house with the door half open and he goes in.

To his right there's a woman sitting by an open window pulling on her breasts and pointing out of the window. To his left a man sits in the corner holding an umbrella and a condom.

The man leaves thinking they're both crazy. At the next farm house the lady of the house lets him in and he tells what he saw. The lady of the house says: "Don't worry, they're not crazy, neither one can talk, so she was saying 'go milk the cow' and he was saying 'f*ck you, it's raining outside!"

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