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EXACTLY THE SAME

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FAIL MEANS

HAPPINESS

A WHORE

A prostitute walks into H & R Block to do her
taxes and a consultant starts typing her info into the computer. Name, address, date of birth and so on then he asks her what her occupation is.

She boldly stated "I'm a whore". He tells her
"lady, I can't put that in the computer you will
have to come up with something else." Well she
said "I don't know what to tell you I'm a whore."

"Listen lady you really have to come up with
something else or we can't go on." She thought
for a minute and said "OK, I'm a chicken farmer."

He replies, "Chicken farmer? What makes you think you're a chicken farmer?" "Well," she says, "last year I raised over 1,000 cocks"

LET US HAVE FUN

                                    
                                     Anger  - suppress it

                           

                                     Friendship - love it

                                     Greed - eliminate it
                                    
                                     Hope - have it
                         
                                     Happy - express it

                                     Imigation - Fan it

                                     Optimism - hope it


                              

                                     Sad - hide it


Please add it whatever you can think of any of these words on the comment provided below

2 TYPE OF LOVE

A DAY A BEER WILL KEEP YOU AWAY FROM DOCTOR

KIDS ARE QUICK

DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH

DOCTOR'S LAST WORD

Doctor's Last Word....****

A 20-yr old pretty, sexy and sensual girl went to see a psychiatrist.****

'Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that I must call him Bastard. I****

feel that he's gone too far, and he deserves it.'****

'Hmm? Such a word is strong and rude. But may be you have your own****

reasons. Tell me about it so that I can help you.'****

'Yes, thank you, Doctor. There was one night...we parked our car****

besides the beach and we were alone... and... he held my hand....'****

'Did he hold your hand like this?'****

'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're holding it now'****

'If it's only this, he doesn't deserve to be called Bastard. It means****

he doesn't want to be separated from you.'****

'Then, he leaned his body towards me... and hugged me...'****

'Like this?'****

'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're doing.'****

'It's not a Bastard.****

It means he wanna stay forever by your side'****

'Then he kissed me...'****

'Like this?'****

'Yes, Doctor. Exactly like how you're kissing me.'****

'If its only a kiss like this, seriously you can't call him Bastard.****

it means he adores you.'****

'Then he put his hands inside my clothes and touched my boobs, Doc...'****

'Like this?'****

'Yes, Doctor... exactly like that'****

'It's not behavior of a bastard. It means he wants to protect you.'****

'Then he took off all my clothes... slowly... '****

'Did you resist?'****

'No. I let him do it, because I love him...'****

'Did he take off your clothes like this?'****

'Yes, Doctor. Until I'm completely naked like now......'****

'He still doesn't deserve to be called 'Bastard, because it means he****

wanna learn about your body completely.'****

'Then he kissed me and put his.... inside me and had sex with me...'****

.......................****

'Did he do it just like what we do?'****

'Yes, Doctor. Exactly the same'****

'You still can't call him Bastard. It means he needs you.'****

'But then he told me that he has AIDS'****

*All the staff and patients outside heard the doctor screaming,'*****

****

*'BASSSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRD'!!!!!!!!!!*****

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