A man was brought before the judge and charged with
NECROPHILIA (making love to a dead person).
The judge told him, "In 20 years on the bench, I've never
heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one
good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the
jail keys in the toilet?"
The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
1. She was my WIFE!!!
2. I didn't KNOW she was DEAD!!! and
3. She ALWAYS acted that WAY!!!"
Judge released him from sentence and advised everyone at
the Court Room:
SO LADIES TRY TO MOVE A LITTLE DURING THE GAME!!!
And GUYS, IF THERE IS NO MOVEMENT, STOP
IMMEDIATELY AND CHECK IF SHE IS ALIVE.!!