A Chinese walks into a bar in America late one night and he saw
As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks
for his autograph.
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, "You Chinese people
bombed our Pearl Harbour, get outta here."
The astonished Chinese man replied, "It was not the Chinese who
bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese".
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," replied
In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg a slap and says, "You sank
the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship."
Shocked, Spielberg replies, "It was the iceberg that sank the ship,
The Chinese replies, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the