TYPING CLASS

Post by Gerald Grable.

THE DIVORCED BARBIE DOLL

The Divorced Barbie Doll One day a father on his way home from work on his daughter's birthday pops into a toy shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'  The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'. The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?' The salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's testicles.

PLANE LANDED IN HIGHWAY

Malaysian Simple Life formula 12345

Malasyians’ Practice for Simple Living 12345”as follows, 

5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One low-cost government flat

MY YOUNG WIFE IS PREGRANT

A 90 year old man marries an 18yr old woman and goes to a doctor.

MAN:  My 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion doctor?

Dr Blaze: ok, Let me tell you a story..A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of a gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle & BANG.. the lion drops dead.!

Old man: That's impossible, someone else must have shot the lion.