A 90 year old man marries an 18yr old woman and goes to a doctor.
MAN: My 18 year wife is pregnant, your opinion doctor?
Dr Blaze: ok, Let me tell you a story..A hunter in a hurry, grabs an umbrella instead of a gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle & BANG.. the lion drops dead.!