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Client: “Our next requirement, this is something big, you know, we need an elephant…” Vendor : but why don’t you adjust with a buffalo, even it is big….   and black?” C No, we need only elephant, let me explain our current process……………..” (client explains for an hour) V :Fine, i understand ur requirement. But our system supports only buffalo… C:..We need only elephant! V: OK.. Let me see if i can customize” Requirement taken : Client wants a big black four legged animal, long tail, less hair. Having trunk is mandatory. The same was documented, signed off in contract agreement At the Deign Development Centre,  Design/Development – Based on requirement all features are supported in base product (as buffalo) , for trunk alone a separate customization is done. Finally the customization is shown to client client looks ....           .             .             .               .             . ….  and faints !! Mind It ………………………………………………………………..!!!!!!!!! ~___________~ WHY R U ANGRY I HV GIVEN SOMETHING WITH MORE VALUE

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SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM. MOM.

Son's Last Letter To His Mom..

I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
U told me not to drink,
Mom,So I drank soda instead.

I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.

I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.

As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.

I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.

As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.

I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.

There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.

I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.

He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.

The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.

Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.

Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.

I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?

After Reading this letter few have quit drinking and many have quit the habit of "DRINK & DRIVE". Did You read he said "Someone should have told him, Mom"

WHY DO YOU LEAVE ME THEN

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