The British's generous humour
A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter Scale has hit Pakistan.
Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.
The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.
The rest of the world is in shock.
The USA is sending troops to help.
Saudi Arabia is sending oil.
Latin American countries are sending medical supplies.
New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.
The Asian countries are sending labor to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.
Australia is sending helicopter and wheat and other supplies.
Britain, not to be outdone, is sending two million Pakistanis as replacements...
God Bless British generosity.