Monday 3 January 2011

Punjabi stories

Knowledge of some Malay,  Hokkien & Cantonese would be useful. 

No racial intent ... no slur ... just some clean fun
  For  all you Baii  fans  !


       

 
Bhai-logy Lesson


Q: Why are there so many Sikh money changers in Singapore?
A: Because they like to deal in Singh dollars.

Q: Why do Sikhs make good shopkeepers
?
A: Because when you enter their shop to buy
 something,  you are the buyer;  which makes them the buyee.

Q: What do u call a Bhai who wants to make a U-turn?
A: Ke belakang-pu Singh 

 
Q: A Bhai with frequent headaches? 
A: Kepala pu Singh.

Q: What do you call a Bhai who drinks only beer?
A: Jasbir Singh
Q: What do you call a Bhai who drinks beer from a bulb?
A: Balbir Singh

Q: What is the study of young bhais?
A: Microbhailogy.


Q: What do you call a baby bhai?
A: Singh-let

Q: What was Mrs. Singh called when she posed for Playboy?
A:  Bohcheng Kaur

Q: What was Mrs. Singh called when she joined a Cantonese criminal  gang?
A: Tai Kaur

Q: Where do you find a Bhai doctor?
A: At Tantock Singh Hospital, S'pore.

Q: What do you call a Bhai who comes to visit you every three days?
A: Sarjit Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who's lost?
A: Miss Singh


Q: What do you call a Bhai who likes swimming in the cold?
A: Kuldip Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who lives between
 Singapore and Kuantan?
A: Mer Singh


Q: What do you call a Bhai who's the only one left?
A: Jaswant Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who's coming only tomorrow
?
A: Mahjit Singh

Q: What do you call a Bhai who likes Chinese herbs?
A: Gin Singh!

Q: What do you call a Bhai on a tightrope?
A: Balance Singh

Q: What is the official mode of transport for Sikhs?
A:  Bhaicycles

Q: What heart surgery procedure did Mr. Singh undergo?
A: A bhaipass.

Q: What do you call a Sikh who is covetous?
A: Gian Singh


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