Ah Beng choosing a bride...have a good laugh

Ah Beng's mom was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not shown the slightest indication of getting married. So one day she called him over to her house. Ah Beng went over after work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found his mother had gathered a few pretty girls at the house for him to choose as his future bride. The FIRST one was a well-endowed Telephonist-cum-Receptionist. Ah Beng immediately commented: 'Aiyaa..... Mother, they always say..... PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON............' The SECOND candidate was a leggy secretary. She was also rejected. Reason being: 'Aiyaa.... Mother, Secretary always fond of saying 'NOT IN, NOT IN........' By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She called a sweet but plain-looking Teacher. This time Ah Beng agreed!! The Mother was surprised and asked: 'Why this one? I thought the earlier two were a lot better. Ah Beng replied: 'Teachers very good, very good, always say: I WANT YOU TO DO IT AGAIN, I want it done 100 times.... SOME MORE, SOME MORE.....!' Her youngest 15 years old son was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted: 'Brother.... the mini bus lady Conductor is much better laah... she always says: 'NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT..... MASUK, MASUK...... MASUK LAGI, DALAM LAGI..... DALAM LAGI LAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG..... BELAKANG LAGI, BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG.....' The mother fainted....