Ah Beng's mom was very concerned that her middle-aged son has not
shown the slightest indication of getting married. So one day she
called him over to her house.
Ah Beng went over after work, grudgingly. Upon arriving, he found his
mother had gathered a few pretty girls at the house for him to choose
as his future bride.
The FIRST one was a well-endowed Telephonist-cum-Receptionist. Ah
Beng immediately commented: 'Aiyaa..... Mother, they always say.....
PLEASE HOLD ON, HOLD ON............'
The SECOND candidate was a leggy secretary. She was also rejected.
Reason being: 'Aiyaa.... Mother, Secretary always fond of saying 'NOT
IN, NOT IN........'
By this time, the mother is nearing frustration. She called a sweet
but plain-looking Teacher. This time Ah Beng agreed!!
The Mother was surprised and asked: 'Why this one? I thought the
earlier two were a lot better.
Ah Beng replied: 'Teachers very good, very good, always say: I WANT
YOU TO DO IT AGAIN, I want it done 100 times.... SOME MORE, SOME
Her youngest 15 years old son was listening quietly all this while at
the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted: 'Brother.... the
mini bus lady Conductor is much better laah... she always says:
'NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT..... MASUK, MASUK...... MASUK LAGI, DALAM
LAGI..... DALAM LAGI LAAAAH, MASUK BELAKANG..... BELAKANG LAGI,
BELAKANG BANYAK KOSONG.....'
The mother fainted....
Thursday, 10 June 2010
Ah Beng choosing a bride...have a good laugh