Don't break the elastic

To my phenomenal friends! 
  
Read to the end, you will laugh just picturing it happening.
I love the thoughts she lives by!!!
I didn't break the  elastic...


Don't  break the elastic!
In April, Maya Angelou was interviewed by  Oprah on her 70+ birthday. Oprah asked her what she thought of  growing older.
And, there on television, she said it was  'exciting...'
Regarding body changes, she said there were many,  occurring every day.....like her breasts. They seem to be in a  race to see which will reach her waist, first.

The audience  laughed so hard they cried. She is such a simple and honest woman,  with so much wisdom in her words!

Maya Angelou said  this:
'I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it  seems today, life does go on, and it will be better  tomorrow.'

'I've learned that you can tell a lot about a  person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day,  lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.'

'I've  learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents,  you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.'

'I've  learned that making a 'living' is not the same thing as making a  life.'

'I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second  chance.'

'I've learned that you shouldn't go through life  with a catcher's mitt on both hands; you need to be able to throw  some things back...'

'I've learned that whenever I decide  something with an open heart, I usuall y make the right  decision.'

'I've learned that even when I have pains, I  don't have to be one.'

'I've learned that every day you  should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or  just a friendly pat on the back....'

'I've learned that I  still have a lot to learn..'

'I've learned that people will  forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people  will never forget how you made them feel.'

Please send this  to five phenomenal women today... and  back to me if you think I'm one also.
If you do, something good  will happen: You will boost another woman's self-esteem.

If  you don't....the elastic will break and your underpants will fall  down around your ankles!
Believe me, I didn't take any chances  on MY elastic breaking.....I sent it to a lot of special women I  care for.