Seow Foong and the screwing Lawyer .....

The “mummy” first looked through the peep-hole, and saw a good-looking

face.  She opened the heavy door, and saw a rather dignified, well-dressed,

and handsome man in his late forties or early fifties.

'May I help you sir?' she asked.

'I want to see Seow Foong,' the man replied.

'Mister, Seow Foong is one of our most expensive ladies.

Perhaps you would prefer someone else', said the mummy.

'No, I must see Seow Foong,' he replied.

Just then, Seow Foong gorgeously appeared and announced to the man she

charged 5,000 ringgit a visit.  Without hesitation, the man pulled out a bundle

of notes, countered them, and handed to Seow Foong.  They then went upstairs.

After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see Seow Foong.

Seow Foong again explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row as

she was too expensive.   And that there was to be no discount.  It was still RM5,000.

Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to Seow Foonge, and they went upstairs.
After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again.  Everyone was most astounded that

he came for a third consecutive night, but he paid Seow Foong and they went upstairs.

After their session, Seow Foong said to the man, 'No one has ever been with me three

nights in a row. Where are you from?'.

The man replied, 'Penang, Cintra Street.'.

'Really?' she said. 'I have my family in Cintra Street too.'

'I know.' the man said. 'Your sister died, and I am her lawyer.

She asked me to give you your 15,000 ringgit inheritance.'

The moral of the story is that there are three things in life that are certain:

1. Death
2. Inheritance, if there is anything left.
3. Being screwed by a lawyer