Jokes of Husband and wife ( Series 7)

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There is no better way than to find a blog to make you laugh at. Hope this blog will to give you a boost and bring more joy to your life. Make it a point to spend time to read this blog to laugh as much as you can. Remember, laughter is contagious! So, the more you laugh and giggle, the more laughter and joy will come your way.

I shall continue to run jokes of Husband and wife (series 7) - so as to give you a day of good start.

Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands
before the fight begins!


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James Oh

Jokes of Husband and wife ( Series 6)

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I shall continue to run series 6 of jokes - Husband and wife - so as to give you a day of good start.



Man: Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Marriage.
Man: Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of long life will never come.


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Jokes of Husband and Wife ( Series 5)

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I am continue to run jokes of Husband and wife series 5 in this article,  so as to give you a good day start.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.


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James Oh

Jokes of Husband and wife series 4

Mini Series

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With this post, I am continue to run series 4 of jokes - Husband and wife - so as to give you a good start.

Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. You are beautiful, I love you.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. You are my headache, I'll need a pill.

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Jokes of Husband and wife series 3

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I am continue to run jokes of Husband and wife series 3 in this article,  so as to give you a good day start.


Q: Why do women live longer than men?
A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

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Jokes of Husband and wife series 2

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With this post, I am continue to run series 2 of jokes - Husband and wife - so as to give you a good start.

Men want 3 qualities in wives: Economist in kitchen, artist in home & devil in bed.
But they get artist in kitchen, devil in home & economist in Bed.


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Jokes of Husband and wife Series 1

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There is no better way to love life than to find a blog to make you laugh with. Hope this blog will to give you a boost and bring more joy to your life. Make it a point to spend time to read this blog to laugh as much as you can. Remember, laughter is contagious! So, the more you laugh and giggle, the more laughter and joy will come your way.

With this post, I am going to run a mini series of jokes - Husband and wife - so as to give you a kick off.

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true..
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.


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Accountants are clever people

Very happy day to everyone of you,

Let us make Today another great day with the short story below.


Three men: a lawyer, an engineer and an accountant, were out
driving in a car when it crashed into a tree.

Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves
standing before the Pearly Gates of Heaven, where St. Peter
and the Devil were standing nearby.

"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven
is Now overcrowded, therefore St Peter has agreed to limit
the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can
ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then
you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll
come with me to Hell."

The lawyer then stepped up, "OK, give me the most
comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of
his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The
lawyer read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to
Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the lawyer
disappeared.

The engineer then asked, "Give me the most complicated
formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger,
another stack of paper appeared. The engineer read it and
reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With
another snap of his finger, the engineer disappeared too.

The accountant then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a
chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes
on the seat." The Devil did just that. The accountant then
sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up,
he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"

The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from
the Right." "Wrong," said the accountant, "it's from my
asshole."

The accountant went to Heaven.

Hope you have a good laugh.

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stay tuned again for a series of husband and wife jokes.

Wishing you health and happiness,

James Oh

How you make your grandfather glad?

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Hope that this post will give you a good day ahead.

Ah Leng's teacher was telling him the importance of making others glad.

She asked Ah Leng "has you ever make someone else glad yesterday?"

"Please, teacher,"said Ah Leng "I've make someone glad yesterday."

"Well done. Who was that?"

"My grandfather."

"Good. Now tell me how you made your grandfather glad."

"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with him two hours.

Then I said to him, 'Grandfather, I'm going home,' and he said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"


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Ah Beng Series 12

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Hope that this post will give you a good day ahead.

With this post, I have completed the Ah Beng mini series. Thereafter, you will be entertained by other type of stories.

A man ask Ah Beng : Why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning?
Ah Beng replied : Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM..



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Ah Beng Series 11

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Ah Beng told his servant : 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant : 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'


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Ah Beng Series 10

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Teacher : Convert this sentence 'I killed a person' into future tense.
Ah Beng : The future tense is 'you will go to jail.


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Ah Beng Series 9

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Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man : This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Ah Beng : If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?



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Ah Beng Series 8

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Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings.
He picks it up and Says : 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'



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Ah Beng Series 7

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Once Ah Beng was walking, he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so.

He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold
and on the other hand it would be hot..



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Ah Beng Series 6

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Let this post give you a good day ahead.

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from this book when the teacher erases the board.



Poor Ah Beng keeping us entertain. Thanks to Ah Beng for coloring our lives and it reminds us to extend our hands to them.

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Ah Beng Series 5

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Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take the TV?'
Ah Beng : 'I was watching TV news...'


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Ah Beng Series 4

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Ah Beng : People consider me as a 'GOD..'
Wife: How do you know??

Ah Beng : When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! You have come again.

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Ah Beng Series 3

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Let this post give You a good day ahead.

Ah Beng : If I die, will you remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will you remarry?

Ah Beng : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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Ah Beng Series 2

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Ah Beng : I am very proud of my son because he is in Medical College.

Friend: Really, what is he studying.

Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.


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Ah Beng Series 1

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Let this post give you a good day ahead.



Ah Beng bought a new mobile. so..

He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'


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NO FISH HERE

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Let us begin our day with a good laugh and trust it will give you a great day.

So, the story begins:-

A drunk decides to go ice fishing, so he gathers his gear and goes walking around until he finds a big patch of ice. He heads into the center and begins to saw a hole.

All of sudden, a loud booming voice comes out of the sky. "You will find no fish under that ice."

The drunk looks around, but sees no one. He starts sawing again. Once more, the voice speaks, "As I said before, there are no fish under the ice."

The drunk looks all around, high and low, but can't see a single soul. He picks up the saw and continues.

Before he can even start cutting, the huge voice interrupts. "I have warned you three times now. There are no fish!"

The drunk is now flustered and somewhat scared, so he shouted out "How do you know there are no fish? Are you God trying to warn me?"

"No", the voice replied. "I am the manager of this ice-hockey rink."

Stay tuned again and stay healthy.

HEALTH IS WEALTH and trust this post give you the best wealth you ever deserved.

Cheers and love from,

James Oh

Jokes on Insurance Policy

Very happy day to all my loving readers and visitors,

Hope this post find you in a high spirit and pink of health.

This is a good one, where all insurance men should learn.....

The husband of a pregnant wife was thinking of buying insurance for his unborn baby.

So he asked GE and the agent said, “Don’t worry, we will provide insurance right from the basket to the casket.”

The man was impressed but thought that he should probably seek another opinion. He then approached PR. The agent replied, “Oh, we have a new insurance policy which can protect your unborn from the womb right up to the tomb.”

The man was stunned but thought that maybe all insurance agents liked to bullshit.
So he decided to see the agent from AA. He told the AA agent what PR and GE had to offer.

The AA agent then thought for a while and then said, “Tell you something, we have one that is better than PR and GE. We will insure your child from erection to resurrection.”

Ha ! Ha!

MORAL OF THIS JOKE

To succeed in this competitive world, you need to Think Creatively and Act Fast so as to close the deal.


Trust you have a good laugh. Stay tuned so stay healthy.


James Oh

More than a joke

Dear my loving readers and visitors,

Greetings from Stay healthy through jokes. Trust this post will find you well and in the high spirit.


The story begin:-


An American, a Japanese and a Chinese went for a hike one day.
It was very hot.

They were sweating and exhausted.

When they came upon a small lake, they took off all their clothes and jumped into the water, since it was fairly secluded.

Feeling refreshed, the trio decided to pick a few berries while enjoying their freedom.

As they were crossing an open area, suddenly a group of ladies from town appeared.

Unable to get to their clothes in time, the American and the Japanese quickly used their hands to cover their privates.

But the Chinese covered his face while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on.

PAUSE FOR A MOMENT. HA! HA! Why the Chinese behavior so strange and funny.

The American and the Japanese asked the Chinese why he covered his face rather than his private part.

The Chinese replied, I don't know about you, but in my country, it's the face that people recognize.

THE QUESTION ARISES WHETHER THE CHINESE RESPONSE ACCORDING TO HIS CULTURAL DIFFERENCE or CHINESE WISDOM ?

Appreciate if you could share us your view and its rationale.

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James Oh

Two old fogeys

Dear my loving readers and visitors,

Hope this post will find you well. The story begin:-

Two very elderly friends, Max and Gus, met in the park every day to feed the
pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Gus didn't
show up. Max didn't think much about it, figured maybe he had a cold or some
such.

But after Gus hadn't shown up for a week or so Max really got worried.
The only time they spent together was at the park, and Max couldn't remember
where Gus said he lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to
him.

A month passed and Max figured old Gus had gone to his heavenly reward, but
one day Max approached the park and, lo and behold, there sat Gus!

Max was very excited and happy to see him and told him so! Then he said,
"For crying out loud Gus, what happened to you???"

"I have been in jail," Gus replied.
"Jail?" cried Max, "What in the world for?"

"Well," Gus said, "You know Sue, that cute little blond waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?"

"Yeah" said Max, "I remember her. What about her?"

"Well, one day last month she got mad at me and to get even, she charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think an old goat like me could still do, that when I got into court, I plead 'Guilty'."

"The judge took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for perjury."

Trust you have a good laugh.

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Cheers and have a lovely weekend,

James

"Kind" lawyer

Very happy day my dear readers and visitors,

The story below is more than a joke and trust you will have more than good laughs.


One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw
two men along the roadside eating grass.
一天下午，有一个富有的律师在途中，看见两个人在路边吃草。

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
他觉得有点困扰，就吩咐司机停车。接着他下车查探。

He asked one man 'Why are you eating grass?'
他问其中一人，"为何你们在吃草？"

'We don't have any money for food,' the poor man replied 'We have to eat grass.'
那人答，"我们没有钱买食物，所以我们要吃草。"

'Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you', the
lawyer said.
"那么，你可以来我家，我给你吃的。"律师说。

'But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
under that tree'.
"可是我还有妻子及两个孩子，他们都在那边的树下。"

'Bring them along,' the lawyer replied.
"带他们一起来吧。"律师说道。

Turning to the other poor man he stated, 'You come with us also.'
他转向另一个人说，"你也一起来吧。"

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, 'But sir, I also have a
wife and SIX children with me!'
那人说，"可是我也有妻子及六个孩子啊。"

'Bring them all, as well,' the lawyer answered.
"把他们也一起带上。"律师答。

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limousine was.
虽然那是一部大房车，他们也费了九牛二虎之力，全部人才能上车。

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
'Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.'
途中，其中一人说，"先生，你真是一个大好人，谢谢你把我们全部人带来。"

The lawyer replied, 'Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the
grass is almost 1 metre high!'
律师回答，"我感到很荣幸。你们肯定喜欢我的地方，那里的草足足有一米高。

Ha ! Ha! sounds familiar as how people twist their words. Listen properly before jumping into any conclusion.


Trust you have a good start for the day at the same time of having a good lesson.

James Oh

April Fool

Dear my loving visitors and readers,

Trust you find this post well.

Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts..... ..

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him......"Take me.... Young man... Take me!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!!"...And that's when I shot the son of a bitch!

Watch out! Justification can be used to defend an Evil Act. Sounds familiar.

So stay tuned. Have more laughs and stay in good health.

James Oh

Memoirs of IMH -(Institute of Mental Health) 7

Dear my loving readers and visitors,

Greetings from this blog.

This post will end our mini series of IMH and trust you will enjoy reading it. Thereafter, we will publish other jokes which keep you entertained.


Record VII

One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH.

He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home. He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down. When he was about to fix the spare tyre, he accidentally dropped all the bolts into the drain. As he can't fish the bolts out, he started to panic.

One patient happened to walk past and asked the driver what happened.

The driver thought to himself, since there's nothing much he can do; he told the patient the whole incident.

The patient laughed at him & said "can't even fix such a simple problem...no wonder you are destined to be a truck driver..."

Here's what you can do, take one bolt each from the other 3 tyres and fix it onto this tyre. Then drive to the nearest workshop and replace the missing ones, easy as that"

The driver was very impressed and asked "You're so smart but why are you here at the IMH?"

Patient replied: "Hello, I stay here because I'm crazy not STUPID"

Trust you have a good laugh. Even insane person also know what he is talking about. Never fool sane people if you are not a fool. Stay tuned and entertained.


Have a lovely day,

James Oh