Accountants are clever people

Very happy day to everyone of you,

Let us make Today another great day with the short story below.


Three men: a lawyer, an engineer and an accountant, were out
driving in a car when it crashed into a tree.

Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves
standing before the Pearly Gates of Heaven, where St. Peter
and the Devil were standing nearby.

"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven
is Now overcrowded, therefore St Peter has agreed to limit
the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can
ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then
you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll
come with me to Hell."

The lawyer then stepped up, "OK, give me the most
comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings," With a snap of
his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The
lawyer read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to
Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the lawyer
disappeared.

The engineer then asked, "Give me the most complicated
formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger,
another stack of paper appeared. The engineer read it and
reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With
another snap of his finger, the engineer disappeared too.

The accountant then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a
chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes
on the seat." The Devil did just that. The accountant then
sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up,
he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"

The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from
the Right." "Wrong," said the accountant, "it's from my
asshole."

The accountant went to Heaven.

Hope you have a good laugh.

Now, I would love to hear your comments..both good and bad. If you have any feedback, please email it to me. Thank you in advance.

stay tuned again for a series of husband and wife jokes.

Wishing you health and happiness,

James Oh