Wednesday, 2 September 2009

April Fool

Dear my loving visitors and readers,

Trust you find this post well.

Defense Attorney: What is your age?
Little Old Woman: I am 86 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?
Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?
Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts..... ..

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?
Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?
Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!

Defense Attorney: What happened next?
Little Old Woman: Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him......"Take me.... Young man... Take me!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?
Little Old Woman: Hell, no. He just yelled, "April Fool!!"...And that's when I shot the son of a bitch!

Watch out! Justification can be used to defend an Evil Act. Sounds familiar.

So stay tuned. Have more laughs and stay in good health.

James Oh

2 comments:

Inky said...

a great blast to a great ending of this just for laughs.. I truly enjoyed them all.. TY.. this last one was , well just let me say, not one I should have had coffee in hand whilst reading..makes one SPIT lol

James Oh said...

Glad to hear that you are enjoy reading it..just for laughs - that is the intent and purpose of this joke, however I am sorry for the incident caused. Inky.